A bit of fun here. Pretty self explanatory, write a headline you'd like to see in 2011.

I'll get the ball rolling.

This one from the Herald Sun, of course:

ROOS TO JOIN BLUES DESPITE BOOZE CRUISE

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"In fairness it did seem in the early days of the draft teams would just pick a name totally at random out of a hat. I'm pretty sure we picked James Cook at #2 one year. The mediocre forward, not the explorer" - Me, 12/9/2011

Carlton 2012: Lets remind them why they once feared the Dark.

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That’s not a political statement — it’s a harsh reality, and we must act,” she said. “He is a clear and present danger to the things that keep us strong and free. I support impeachment.”

I'M PREGNANT: REIWOLDT

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#DonTheStash

I'M RIEWOLDT: PREGNANT 17 YO

I'M RIEWOLDT: YO

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#DonTheStash

YO REIWOLDT: YOUR SMALL (intentionally misspelled because we all have faults)

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#DonTheStash

Playing like a Hird of sheep.

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Premierships: 1869, 1871, 1873, 1874, 1875, 1877, 1887, 1906, 1907, 1908, 1914, 1915, 1938, 1945, 1947, 1968, 1970, 1972, 1979, 1981, 1982, 1987, 1995.

"GIBBS."

Alcohol to be banned..........!


kindest regards tommi

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that'siti'mnotchangingthistagain......!

SETANTA GOES APESHIT! setanta punches the crap out of didak! at a melbourne nightclub

Murphy re-signs with Carlton.

Is this the start of a Blues dynasty?

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We are on our way back...

CAUGHT: Secret Ron Evans files reveal further details of Essendon* Football Club salary cap rorting. AFL promises record fines and draft penalties.

followed by

IT STILL WASN'T AS BAD AS CARLTON's: By Mark Robinson

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WADA medical director Dr Alan Vernec describes Essendon* FC drug case as biggest scandal in team sport the world of sport has seen. #WC2WB

#GUILTY

Gilbert Riews Deleted Spank Bank.

Despite practicing it all pre-season, Nick Dal Santo still struggling to hold his tackle.

St Kilda blames 2010 Grand Final loss on game plan being stolen by schoolgirl from Sam Gilbert's computer and handed to Pies.

Ponting Sakced.

17yo schoolgirl says Richmond players are in the BOX seat.

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No ones listening till you make a mistake.

Murphy tells Sheedy to go @#$%&! himself!!

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Murphy tells Sheedy to go @#$%&! himself!!

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HIRD'S BOMBERS IMPLODE

CARLTON SMASH Essendon* BY RECORD 278 POINTS

Essendon*'S AFL LICENSE TO BE REVOKED

HERALD SUN AFL WRITING TEAM GO ON STRIKE

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!@#$ off Essendon**** Just !@#$ right off. SCUM.