I would have won the office footy tipping competition.

It is a bitter pill to swallow.

I tragically only ever tip the blues to win even in the face of adversity.

.... I would be on the dole and without a tube of toothpaste in my public housing residence?

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C'mon Blueboys!

I'd marry a Carlton supporter and begin the tough evolutionary climb up the ladder

or marry an Essendon* supporter and end up following Richmond

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

If you barracked for Collingwood, you wouldn't be working in an office and so therefore the point is moot.

touché

Well, you could be the office cleaner..

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........ 3 quarters of my family would be happy with me!!

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When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way!

I'd shoot myself.










Seriously, no joke.

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WADA medical director Dr Alan Vernec describes Essendon* FC drug case as biggest scandal in team sport the world of sport has seen. #WC2WB

#GUILTY

I'd think Mick Malthouse was a top bloke.

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That’s not a political statement — it’s a harsh reality, and we must act,” she said. “He is a clear and present danger to the things that keep us strong and free. I support impeachment.”

I'd be remanded in custody...

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James Hird and Essendon* FC - #FOREVERDRUGCHEATS

My user name would probably be Craig McDermott...

I'd be blacklisted by my entire family.

I'd know what to expect every September

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Premierships: 1869, 1871, 1873, 1874, 1875, 1877, 1887, 1906, 1907, 1908, 1914, 1915, 1938, 1945, 1947, 1968, 1970, 1972, 1979, 1981, 1982, 1987, 1995.

"GIBBS."

...and Collingwood were playing North Melbourne yesterday, I may very well have hoped that the players just sat on the ground and let North win by 500, thus seeing them jump ahead of Carlton and into the finals.

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THEY LIKE TO SEND UP!!!!!!!!

Until each team plays each other the same number of times, the AFL, as a fair dinkum competition, cannot be taken seriously.

He (Mr Swann) said the honour and pride associated with the club's traditional navy blue jumper was priceless.

You'd be a moron

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I see you watching me watching you.

You'd probably also be married to your sister..

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Jack Daniels would make my list of most admired people
I'd wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean
Someone in my family would have once died right after saying "hey watch this"
I'd think Dom Perignon was a Mafia leader
I'd be unable to get married to my sweetheart because there'd be a law against it.
I'd let my 14 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table right next to her kids
My bride would wear a white tracksuit to our wedding
I'd start fights with complete strangers
I'd assume "loaded dishwasher" means my wife is drunk
More than five dogs would be killed when my front verandah collapses (again)
My 30 year old sister would be called "Granny"
My friends would call me a liar if I told them I had a job
If I was driving and saw a fellow Collingwood supporter on a bike I'd try not to hit him because it might be my bike

ETC ETC, TOO EASY

... i'd be concerned about the "teams that lose in round 22" statistic.

oh... wait a minute...

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"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter" - Winston Churchill.

I'd need to knock out a tooth or 2...

I'd know why I'm single, but yet knocked up simply from walking down an ally way.

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GO BLUE BOYS!!

I'd commit suicide.