Player/Coach review:
Ratten: You should not be coaching next year you are a disgrace and have no idea what you are doing. Stop destroying the limited talent we have at the club.
M.Davies: Should not play in the final. Clearly not up to scratch and should NEVER have been selected by our useless coach.
M.Jamison: What the hell is this guy's problem. He craps his dacks and grabs his direct opponent CLEARLY infringing. Your typical Carlton moron
A.Joseph: Tried hard all day in the packs, which is more than I can say for 9/10 of the players. Still, not AFL standard.
D.Armfield: One of our best runners. Battled hard all day, but is defensively not up to standard.
P.Bower: This guy is the worst in our side. He has absolutely no idea what to do when the ball is in the air. Absolute lemon of a player and should be traded for whatever we can get for him.
J.Russell: Athletic, but like Jamison has serious brain fades where he clearly infringes. Lucky not to have more free kicks paid against him.
K.Simpson: An absolute gem of a player and should clearly win our B&F hands down. Tonight he was our ONLY A class midfielder. Murphy was a B+
C.Judd: This poor guy has fought hard all season, but with selfish players who do not protect him... what chance does he have. One of his worst games for the CFC. Playing injured?
S.Grigg: Will be a good player, but clearly not up to AFL standard quite yet. But at least the kid has a dip unlike most of our players.
C.Yarran: Show pony who needs to learn how to get a hard ball. It's all good and well to do 2-3 amazing flashy things in a game, but when you don't put the runs on the board you are a waste of space.
J.Waite: Top marks for this bloke. Genuine trier and would bleed for the Navy Blue.
A.Carrazzo: Probably did the team a favour by getting injured. This guy has terrible disposal and is a serious liability... played a bad game today
J.Garlett: Best of the small forwards by a country mile. But still goes missing like the other 2. Still... keep trying Jeffy.
L.Henderson: Hedo is a great find. I had my doubts about him at the start of the season. However, I think he will be fantastic. Now the delivery to him needs to be improved. (Sack the skills coach... Bradley?)
E.Betts: This guy is an ABSOLUTE DISGRACE!!!! Bower is the worst player in our side. But Betts is the biggest disappointment. Showed so much before he signed his contract. We are paying this d*ckhead $1.9M when we need to be retaining players like Grigg.
R.Warnock: Battled hard, but Sandilands was way too good. We kicked to stupid 1 on 1s where Nockers was outbodied. Not his fault.
M.Murphy: Great game, but had little support. The rest of the mids (exception of Simpson) should hang their heads in shame
B.Gibbs: Great game in defense. Only thing holding it together (if it is together). Needs to give Bower and Jamison a kick on the arse cos those 2 are useless
D.Ellard: Not up to it... delist... next
S.Hampson: Trade to Gold Coast for a packet of chips. Did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TONIGHT
M.Robinson: Needs to go back to the little league and learn how to kick the ball and hold a mark. Will be a good player because he has a go. Unlike the rest of the side. However, should still be omitted come next week.
H.Scotland: Did nothing... Delist at end of season. Make room for some youngsters (Lucas)
Summary: Game was an absolute disgrace. When the game was there to be won we folded like Collingwood in September. The margin flattered us. Everyone with the exception of Gibbs, Simpson, Murphy and Waite need to have a good, hard, long look at themselves.
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