And I'm sure Hille will courageously smash the shit out of someone and get off yet again from the MRP brains trust who will probably mispell his name this time around

The Chinese to buy out those bloody yanks, then followed up by a ten goal win over Essendon*, then Richmond.

In reality, yanks to screw Liverpool over again, Monga Jnr to kick 5, Neagle to kick 5, Reimers to play his second best game of the year, Hille to kill Hampson, Carrazzo to keep Watson to 40 touches and earn another game next week, Bower an Walker to both tackle Davey, but he still breaks it, Quinn to play and look like a superstar, Welsh to kick a bag on Judd again and so on.

Essendon* will employ a new never before heard of game plan of run at all costs and play thru the corridor....this ingenious game style will shock and overwhelm Ratts and co and result in a scum victory by the usual 5 to 7 goals....but I'm sure next time we'll be ready for them

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All week I've been thinking you can almost count on our blokes going the whole 'misplaced aggression' and giving away stupid free kicks and goals.

If that happens, god help Ratts and the boys.

The Blues to come out firing with intensity like never before. This will last for about 6 minutes before the rain comes and they leave the ground and forfeit the game.

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We are on our way back...

Blues debut their new line in the sand guernsey.

Its a fetching blue and white hooped number circa 1977
strangely reminiscent of other "Handbaggers" at that time.
Instead of Mars logo, it has a Western Star Butter insignia.

This team then proceeds to belt the shite out of those red
and black vermin.
Davey, Fletcher, Monfrees, Stanton and Reimers end the night
in hospital, hopefully ICU !!!
Oh, and Hurley gets shanghaiied into a taxi, driven by, nah forget it.

FFS, just beat the suckers !!!

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I seriously dreamt this on Monday night. Weird

Carlton - 14 points down at 3/4 time.

We banged on 8 points in a row of which I managed 6 - 4 of which hit the post and one that dribbled along the ground off my trusty left boot.

22 minute mark, steaming into take a mark in the goal square but doubt has crept in and Fletcher mopped up.

Woke up - plenty of time on the clock and no outcome........

Wish I could kick straight.

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Davey, Reimers, Lovett Murray, Monfries and other assorted hacks to have a field day

Bombers by 30, im sorry but we are really shit right now

After a Monfries dive and an obligatory 50 metre penalty for abuse from Waite (one cannot dispute an Essendon* 50 metre penalty), Monfries kicks an inspiring goal for the Bombers.

Waite decides it would be fun to punch the living suitcase out of any Essendon* player in his way - Watson, Monfries and Reimers lie on the ground comotosed. For once a report of Waite was worth it.

I also have a vision of Carazzo being left in the midfield all day- at various stages of the match he will be tagging the Essendon* runner.

Just quietly I thought we got reamed by the umpires early last week with frees to Swan and the holding the ball on Jamo so lets not forget that was just the umps warming up for an Essendon* Carlton game.

I predict the obligatory double goal to Essendon* afer Davey runs up to Jamo after a soft free for a goal and takes a dive, an Essendon* player to be run down after having the ball for an eternity with no free kick while Murph will be tackled high after just taking the ball but pinged for holding the ball, Warnock to be pinged after being knocked out, Watson to receive a free when Carrots puts his arm on his chest while Judd is raped all night.

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We haven't had Vozzo or McLaren umpiring our games for a while so we're due for em.

Judd will get smashed all night, Bombers players will be going for his shoulder.

After Monfires dives and feigns his way to several 50m penalties and 4 goals the match review panel will hand down the first sanction to a player for diving........and it'll be Marc Murphy.

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All likely, except there will be no rain, just waving the white flag after 6 minutes.

Surely, they are going to show something, hopefully not dumb 1st quarter of the 1989 Grand Final Geelong style aggression.

Well if Hardingham hadn't missed I would have got the double goal, missed a few others, but the basics of my premonition were accurate.

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