I know somebody started a thread on this a couple of years ago but the search facility couldn't turn it up using my input. Sorry to the original poster for 'stealing' your idea but I truly would have continued your thread had I been able to find it.
It seems to me we need this as part of our culture. I also know to contrive something that started spontaneously is not easy but surely there is someone on the list who could fit the bill!
Has to be a regular player I suppose.
Has to be a good kick, a long kick preferably.
Should be someone who gets the footy on the ground as well as in marking contests. Val and Ang both played in the back six so maybe that has to be considered.
Can't be Kreuzer, because he already has 'Krooooze'
Can't be Betts because we spontaneously just make excited noise every time he goes near the footy. Same with Judd and Garlett.
Can't be Houla because half the 'supporters' are too busy shouting out that he is a useless girl and besides, he is towards the end of his footy life.
Can't be Bower/Walker because their kicking isn't always too flash.
Could be Scotland but he is probably in the last couple of years also.
Could be Grigg because he does the long raking ones but has yet to prove he will play every week. Plus he's a leftie like the last Woof, Ang. Yes, I know Val was a right-footer.
Could be Simmo because he gets a lot of it and is a good kick.
Could it be Yarran? He is a beautiful kick off both feet and is just starting out and will surely get a game every week soon...
Could it be Hendo
If we can come up with someone and tell all our friends, maybe we can get it off and running this season. Those among you who go to training and see more games than I am able to go to should have some better ideas.
Thoughts?