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seanpb

Post subject: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:09 pm

Rod Ashman

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A bit of fun here. Pretty self explanatory, write a headline you'd like to see in 2011.

I'll get the ball rolling.

This one from the Herald Sun, of course:

ROOS TO JOIN BLUES DESPITE BOOZE CRUISE

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Carlton 2012: Lets remind them why they once feared the Dark.

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bluegirl72

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:00 pm

Alex Jesaulenko

Joined: Sat May 23, 2009 8:30 pm
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CARLTON PREMIERS IN 1 POINT THRILLER AGAINST PIES.

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CK95

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:29 pm

Bruce Doull

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I'M PREGNANT: REIWOLDT

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verbs

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:34 pm

Stephen Silvagni

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I'M RIEWOLDT: PREGNANT 17 YO

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CK95

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:40 pm

Bruce Doull

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I'M RIEWOLDT: YO

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verbs

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:42 pm

Stephen Silvagni

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YO REIWOLDT: YOUR SMALL (intentionally misspelled because we all have faults)

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CK95

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:45 pm

Bruce Doull

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Captain Dan

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:33 am

Rod Ashman

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Playing like a Hird of sheep.

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tommi

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 1:56 am

Bruce Doull

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Alcohol to be banned..........!

kindest regards tommi

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madblue21

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:16 am

Trevor Keogh

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SETANTA GOES APESHIT! setanta punches the crap out of didak! at a melbourne nightclub :clap:

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kezza

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:54 am

Stephen Kernahan

Joined: Thu May 11, 2006 6:11 pm
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Murphy re-signs with Carlton.

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MPH78

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:32 pm

Mike Fitzpatrick

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Is this the start of a Blues dynasty?

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Donstuie

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 1:02 pm

Bruce Doull

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CAUGHT: Secret Ron Evans files reveal further details of Essendon* Football Club salary cap rorting. AFL promises record fines and draft penalties.

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IT STILL WASN'T AS BAD AS CARLTON's: By Mark Robinson

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club29

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 1:59 pm

John Nicholls

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Gilbert Riews Deleted Spank Bank.

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timetodeliver2004

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:05 pm

Bob Chitty

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Despite practicing it all pre-season, Nick Dal Santo still struggling to hold his tackle.

St Kilda blames 2010 Grand Final loss on game plan being stolen by schoolgirl from Sam Gilbert's computer and handed to Pies.

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The Normal One

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:34 pm

formerly King Kenny

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Ponting Sakced.

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Warby

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:12 pm

Stephen Silvagni

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Location: Southbank.

17yo schoolgirl says Richmond players are in the BOX seat.

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Megaman

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:54 pm

Ken Hunter

Joined: Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:26 am
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Location: Comparing orange boners with Hirdy

Murphy tells Sheedy to go @#$%&! himself!!

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Greg Swann wrote:

Essendon* cheated, simple as that

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Megaman

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:55 pm

Ken Hunter

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Location: Comparing orange boners with Hirdy

Murphy tells Sheedy to go @#$%&! himself!!

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Greg Swann wrote:

Essendon* cheated, simple as that

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Toranasaurus

Post subject: Re: Headlines You Would Like To See In 2011

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:38 pm

Garry Crane

Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:08 am
Posts: 265
Location: Melbourne

HIRD'S BOMBERS IMPLODE

CARLTON SMASH Essendon* BY RECORD 278 POINTS

Essendon*'S AFL LICENSE TO BE REVOKED

HERALD SUN AFL WRITING TEAM GO ON STRIKE

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!@#$ off Essendon**** Just !@#$ right off. SCUM.

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