You aren't rushing to the TalkingBullants board to find a reasonable replacement for SPUD-X in the Seniors that could possibly make the difference next week.

Any other post-apocalypse behaviors you've noticed have waned since your beloved team has been traveling alright?

Alcohol consumption is down........

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"I will rejoice in their anguish, delight in their failure and revel in our success"

We are Carlton, @#$%&! the rest !!!!!!

You know you're travelling alright when the team plays most of the third quarter like a sack of SPUD-Xs and you still win by 41pts.

You know you're travelling alright when...

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You are not looking at the best players in the u/18's in June, planning for the draft.

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Have I run too far to get home?

8 goals in the magoos doesn't guarantee u a recall

When all the henny pennys in Nov, Dec, Jan, Feb & Mar have disappeared from this website.

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Delulio is a member of TISM

the In's dont read: Bowyer, Harford & Martyn

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"I had to eat"

*You are one game out of second spot at the half way mark, and people still don't rate you because you need to "find" 80 goals without Nutjob Fevola
*Your 'kid' ruckman leads your clubs tackle count
*You aren't chasing rainbows in the NRL
*Your average players come into the side and can 'do a job'
*Rusty has his own web show
*Juddy seems underpaid
*Ratts' kids are not having a 'Just for Men' intervention
*You have started losing interest in the latest Saints sex scandal
*You have stopped thinking Daniel Rich would be just what we need in the side
*50k turn out for a game against the Dees on a day where Noah would have stayed home
*You have four quality ruckmen
*You don't see any posts about poor game plans

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Green Shooter

The Post Match and Pros and Cons threads on TC are considerably shorter

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We are on our way back...

... you are well placed in the 8?

The last post in the "Should we sack Ratten?" thread was on May 21st.

People are actually pissed about losing in RD22

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#GUILTY

when Synbad aint posting on TC

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In the Truth there is no news, and in the News there is no truth.

hahah great call mate

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Better to die standing than to live on your knees...
CAR17ON

you're not saying to yourself ........@#$%&!!!! another 11 rounds of this shit to go.

when your friend asks you at 3qrt time, "are you worried??", and you simply just shake your head.

when your calling for your leading goal kicker to be dropped


ducks head

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If you allow the Government to change the Laws in an emergency
They will create an Emergency to change the Laws

When all the media has to talk about to try and talk us down is some fabricated "bust up" between teammates.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

When Patrick Smith can't write an article on Carlton.

When 3 out of 10 things Mark Robinson likes are Carlton players.