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Greetings Earthlings,

Not much been happening on Majerczak-Verbeek-5 lately, you know the same old stuff, conquer this conquer that, subjugate these subjugate them. Never a dull moment.

Anyhoo, last time I checked in was somewhere in early 2005 from memory, I might be wrong as there was a great purge of friends such as Senor Falso.

We had a good 2004 then the exciting news of Troy Longmuir and Callum Chambers to debut in 2005.

What has been happening since? I assume we have a couple more flags by now? Sagan coached them all? Let me know what happened.

Interstellar communication is difficult, I sent my membership application in a while ago but Ian Coutts has not replied yet.

Anyway send my regards to tommi and wolfister and let them know the stuff they asked about is in the mail.

cheers,

Obscuratron.

Obscuratron wrote:

Do we have interplanetary memberships? We should. Get on it Liddle.

Would that be a cut and paste job from Brendan Gale or an original idea?

Bombers still haven't won a final.

Our wooden spoon cabinet has grown. Now I’m sure that would excite you....

Author:	Obscuratron [ Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:14 pm ]
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Greetings Earthlings, Not much been happening on Majerczak-Verbeek-5 lately, you know the same old stuff, conquer this conquer that, subjugate these subjugate them. Never a dull moment. Anyhoo, last time I checked in was somewhere in early 2005 from memory, I might be wrong as there was a great purge of friends such as Senor Falso. We had a good 2004 then the exciting news of Troy Longmuir and Callum Chambers to debut in 2005. What has been happening since? I assume we have a couple more flags by now? Sagan coached them all? Let me know what happened. Interstellar communication is difficult, I sent my membership application in a while ago but Ian Coutts has not replied yet. Anyway send my regards to tommi and wolfister and let them know the stuff they asked about is in the mail. cheers, Obscuratron.

Author:	CK95 [ Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:19 pm ]
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Did Andrew Walker say hello to you when he took that mark?

Author:	Heavs [ Wed Dec 04, 2019 5:23 am ]
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Greetings. It has gotten really hot here on Earth. Getting so bad Andrew Walker needed to wear a hat to training in summer to protect himself from the sun's harmful rays. Also, there is a new franchise called the Sun's.

Author:	bondiblue [ Wed Dec 04, 2019 6:43 am ]
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Midfielders' benchmark height has increased from 190cm to 195cm

Author:	dannyboy [ Wed Dec 04, 2019 6:44 am ]
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Essendon* have been incredibly brave

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Author:	bluegirl72 [ Wed Dec 04, 2019 6:55 am ]
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Obscuratron wrote: Greetings Earthlings, Not much been happening on Majerczak-Verbeek-5 lately, you know the same old stuff, conquer this conquer that, subjugate these subjugate them. Never a dull moment. Anyhoo, last time I checked in was somewhere in early 2005 from memory, I might be wrong as there was a great purge of friends such as Senor Falso. We had a good 2004 then the exciting news of Troy Longmuir and Callum Chambers to debut in 2005. What has been happening since? I assume we have a couple more flags by now? Sagan coached them all? Let me know what happened. Interstellar communication is difficult, I sent my membership application in a while ago but Ian Coutts has not replied yet. Anyway send my regards to tommi and wolfister and let them know the stuff they asked about is in the mail. cheers, Obscuratron. Do we have interplanetary memberships? We should. Get on it Liddle.

Author:	Scotty12000 [ Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:53 am ]
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bluegirl72 wrote: Obscuratron wrote: Greetings Earthlings, Not much been happening on Majerczak-Verbeek-5 lately, you know the same old stuff, conquer this conquer that, subjugate these subjugate them. Never a dull moment. Anyhoo, last time I checked in was somewhere in early 2005 from memory, I might be wrong as there was a great purge of friends such as Senor Falso. We had a good 2004 then the exciting news of Troy Longmuir and Callum Chambers to debut in 2005. What has been happening since? I assume we have a couple more flags by now? Sagan coached them all? Let me know what happened. Interstellar communication is difficult, I sent my membership application in a while ago but Ian Coutts has not replied yet. Anyway send my regards to tommi and wolfister and let them know the stuff they asked about is in the mail. cheers, Obscuratron. Do we have interplanetary memberships? We should. Get on it Liddle. Would that be a cut and paste job from Brendan Gale or an original idea?

Author:	bluegirl72 [ Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:07 am ]
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(Cough, awkward foot shuffling etc)

Author:	robertbb [ Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:08 am ]
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Scotty12000 wrote: Would that be a cut and paste job from Brendan Gale or an original idea? So what are your thoughts on Cain Liddle then?

Author:	Megaman [ Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:20 am ]
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bring back Senor Falso

Author:	kezza [ Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:51 pm ]
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Donald Trump is President. True story.

Author:	Lowey_47 [ Wed Dec 04, 2019 3:41 pm ]
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I liked the spoof profiles. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Author:	HTP [ Wed Dec 04, 2019 3:53 pm ]
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Paganite03 is still waiting for the internet to get hooked up overseas

Author:	Humpers [ Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:06 pm ]
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Bombers still haven't won a final.

Author:	Toranasaurus [ Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:01 pm ]
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Well let's see now..... just dusting off the old scrap book here..... If you were excited by the recruitment of Longmuir (the other one) and Chambers just wait till I reel off this list of champions..... ........... .......hmmmm....... There's nothing else in the scrap book but dust! Nevermind. I remember everything as clear as day. At one point we had 4 ruckmen on the list! 4! One was realllllllly tall! That's what happens when you have a cutting edge recruitment team. One of them was even better than Ricky Mott! No wonders we kept the same recruiters for 10 years (as I recall). The flags just rolled on in. I got so sick of all the winning I stopped paying attention entirely! Simon Wiggins won so many brownlows he started throwing them into the crowd after every winning grand final! (All of them against Collingwood). The competition became such a farce because of Carlton's unstoppable dominance that the commission wisely decided to disband Essendon******. (Whom had embarked on an ill-advised program of snorting horse tranquillisers both pre and post match). And this place has remained a colosseum of virtuous discourse with the occasional dash of ribald innuendo. That's about it really.

Author:	muzza [ Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:45 pm ]
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We drafted a bloke with a barge ass.

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Author:	kezza [ Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:10 pm ]
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Humpers wrote: Bombers still haven't won a final.

Author:	bondiblue [ Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:47 pm ]
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Humpers wrote: Bombers still haven't won a final.

Author:	SurreyBlue [ Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:33 pm ]
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Our wooden spoon cabinet has grown. Now I’m sure that would excite you....

Author:	robertbb [ Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:58 am ]
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SurreyBlue wrote: Our wooden spoon cabinet has grown. Now I’m sure that would excite you.... You can't cook without them... can you smell what the Blues are cooking?