From all of the information that I can gather from various sources in and around the league and the Carlton Football Club, it has become quite apparent to me that despite a lot of hysteria, Ratts is in fact a man and the man that is coaching the Carlton Football Club. Hopefully, this helps quell any suspicions or doubts that some of you may have had about the legitimacy of his position. Thank you kindly for your attention.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it... figuratively speaking of course

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burn this thread!

surely there must be somewhere for us little people

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And based on that Rats here is your two year contract extension as long as you let me sit in the coach's box

Actually we can auction of that spot in the box and make some money ...

make genuine use of it...

"chance to sit in the box with the class of 95 gameday"....

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Take a joke, and a chill pill, Melvey.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

................. i was reciting Krusty you dill

Stop the press.... im on the ratts bus now...

hartlett has finally been selected...

forward line please.,,,,,,,,

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

All those in favor of putting in money to buy Synbad a seat in the box on Match day raise your hands.

Regards Cazzesman

.................................................................Do I hear '$2' from Mr Ratten at the back of the room?

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Ricky Gervais - “Everyone has the right to hold whatever beliefs they want. And everyone else has the right to find those beliefs f***ing ridiculous.”

I reckon that would give him even more ammunition..................................................

Would that mean our president would have to give up his seat in the coaches box

If the seat is uncomfortable we will never hear the end of it.

Once Synners passes his Auskick, Level 1, Senior coaching accreditation, Level 2 and High Performance Coaching accreditation I'm more than happy for him to sit in the coaches box.

Why are there different rules for me?

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Cause you are not part of the boys club

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Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for Philosophy majors - useful people are starting to feel the pinch.

I'd chip in to put him in a box

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Between our dreams and actions lies this world

Mr Genius Ratten has found a Winning Formula by beating a Reserve Freo team by 15 points... How could he make some changes to a winning Team? What a Coach... I can't stop my Admiration for him...

Freo reserves team?
Which topliners did they have out other than Pavlich? (Who hasn't been overly consistent this year)

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Looking forward to seeing our potential realised.