heatley stand wrote:
Well, I loved going to games at Princess Park because...
* I don't care about having comfy seats, I'm there to watch my team not to think about my ass .
* I don't need to eat Ravioli or Vol au vents at the footy.
* I don't need a roof when I watch sport, I can do that at home.
* I don't want a family friendly environment at the footy, I loved rubbing shoulders with drunks and psychopaths.
* I loved that other teams feared playing us at OUR ground and we let them know about it.
Docklands is great for the fat cats who need protective glass to shield them from the unwashed masses while stuffing their disgusting fat faces with complimentary grog and fingerfood. No good for "the regular guy".
Sure, I find it hard to face the realities of modern footy and I pine for the "good ol' days" but all you economic rationalists have no soul. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!
God I hate that place!
It's so sterile, you can give birth on the floor.
It's so sterile, you can safely bathe in the toilet bowls.
It's so sterile, that when we lose, it's never a "dirty day".
I love Carlton, but I hate that wasteland where we play our games.
If all of this isn't enough, we now share our homeground with those red and black swine.
There.... I've said it.
Bugger you all!!!
Could've just said this HS...
"Can't kick the footy at half time or after the game...it's not a day at the footy"
