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TIME TO EAT SOME PUSSY :P


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KB with Miller on "hungry for sport,"
Ambitious in trades, yet soon to retort,
As in the box seat was the assumption for Judd,
But alas, came McMahon, the million-dollar dud!

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PATRONS ARE REQUESTED
TO REFRAIN FROM SPITTING
ON TERRY WALLACE
UNTIL AFTER THE FINAL SIREN.



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JohnM wrote:
PATRONS ARE REQUESTED
TO REFRAIN FROM SPITTING
ON TERRY WALLACE
UNTIL AFTER THE FINAL SIREN.



:lol: :lol: :lol:

Winner for mine. Line ball with Deano's.

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wasthesonofapreacherman wrote:
KB with Miller on "hungry for sport,"
Ambitious in trades, yet soon to retort,
As in the box seat was the assumption for Judd,
But alas, came McMahon, the million-dollar dud!


GOLD!!!!

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There Are No Tigers In Africa
Thats Where The 'Boks Eat

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darknavy wrote:
There Are No Tigers In Africa
Thats Where The 'Boks Eat



This one is very creative.

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darknavy wrote:
There Are No Tigers In Africa
Thats Where The 'Boks Eat


Your average carlton fan won't even pick up on the genius of that one, let alone the tiges fans...!!!

great work

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Miller's back from trade week
Nothing of note again
Don't worry tiger fans
just redraft Brent Hartigan

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So Juddy's off to Punt road
To the sound of KB's cheers
To a place he wouldn't set foot in
for over 15 years

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A black and gold f*ckwit named Miller
Whose buddy was radio filler
Said "Listen here Bud"
"We're gonna get Judd"
"The Box Seat" (that line is a killer)...

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Here's some potential Richmond banners

WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX
UNTIL RICHMOND WIN A FLAG
IN ANOTHER SIXTY YEARS
THERE WON'T BE ANY RICHMOND FANS


PUT THE C***
BACK INTO PUNT ROAD
OH, KB'S ALREADY RETURNED TO THE CLUB


WE PASSED ON PAV & BUDDY
TO GET FIORA & TAMBLING


WE WERE SPONSORED BY THE TAC
UNTIL JAY SCHULTZ DRUNK DROVE
WE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF
IF HE'D KILLED HIMSELF


WE'RE BUILDING AN INDIGENOUS INSTITUTE
TO TEACH THE ABORIGNAL PLAYERS
GREG MILLER WILL BE DIRECTOR
SO THATS THE LAST OF THE ABORIGINAL PLAYERS

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KB likes to have a punt
He reckons Richmond is in the hunt
He said they're in the box seat
To have the Judd trade complete
KB really is a stupid...

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79Vintage wrote:
WE PASSED ON PAV & BUDDY
TO GET FIORA & TAMBLING


Now that hurts :P


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Hey Miller

We got JUDD, so

GET STUFFED!


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THE TIGER'S HAVE LET DOWN
THE YELLOW & BLACK ARMY
MORE TIMES THAN ENGLAND
HAVE LET DOWN THE BARMY ARMY

AT THE BEGINNING OF A NEW SEASON
THE TIGER'S FANS LIVE IN HOPE

AH, THAT WON'T LAST LONG

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GWS wrote:
A black and gold f*ckwit named Miller
Whose buddy was radio filler
Said "Listen here Bud"
"We're gonna get Judd"
"The Box Seat" (that line is a killer)...



Some of your finest work; especially the last line. :lol:

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Greg Miller stood on the burning deck
Claiming the Tiges were in the box seat
But in reality all that happened was
He and his dumb ass club were once again dead meat


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CARLTON TANKED A QUARTER OF THE SEASON
AND ALL WE GOT WAS A LOUSY WOODEN SPOON

(...AND A NEAT LOOKING BOX SEAT THAT DOES SWEET F#*$ ALL)


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Were yellow and crap
Carlton pulled down our dacks
And they got Chriiiiiiis Juuuuuudd,
fu ck we are crap
O' were from tiiiiger lalaland.....

simple, but it says it all..... :lol:

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