What the @#$%&! did people expect when they appointed a stupid bogan to the captaincy?

Oh - that's right - he's got a great footy brain...

What's the bet there's more to come...



http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/meet-the-whitnalls-the-carlton-skippers-dysfunctional-family/2007/03/01/1172338796076.html

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Lance could be dating Stephanie McIntosh.

I remember hearing years ago (From my uncle that used to bump into Lance and his dad at the local Tab) that Shane was a super talent, but too troublesome which is why he never made it....

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At least Captain White Trash will look the part in our new white alternative strip.

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Oh no!!! Not more........ So Lance actually blew his brother???? This just keeps getting worser and worser.....

FFS!
I can't get over how precious people are!
All this bs about trailer trash (we have to be Americans these days don't we?), bogans and white-trash is ridiculous!

Anyone who would not put their family's safety before the interests of their employer is pretty weak.

If you don't agree, ask yourself what you would do if you spent most of your working life away from your home?

I've had people threaten my family before....
My response was so blunt that one moved to Darwin, the other to Melbourne!

Has anyone heard of Daniel Kerr's latest string of court appearances for serious assault charges?

What Lance has done has been bad timing for the club, but it was the right thing for his young family.

Get off his back and more importantly- get a life!

If there is anyone out there that has never had a serious word with anyone, be it a family member, friend, a cop that gave you a ticket, a parking inspector - whoever, then I suggest you submit your resume to the CFC pronto so that you can take over the captaincy.
Don't worry about your footy ability, we just need someone who has a perfect life!

Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone.

It was just on Today tonight.... I feel dirty.

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This is just plain insulting to the Whitnalls. Here's an idea, go and call Lance and his wife trailer trash to their faces. You wouldn't have the stones to do that.

Weak as piss George, weak as piss.

Get a new username.

If it is proven true that Lance sent these SMS messages, the club must sack him from the captaincy first thing Monday morning

Why not?
You reckon George would be afraid Lance will threaten him back by text message????


I hope Lance isnt wearing something that resembles a Japanese flag when the white clash jumper is used... tomato sauce is hard to take off...

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Can everyone please calm down and cut the hysteria?

Knowing the press, it will probably get worse before it gets better....but the truth is probably quite boring in comparison.

No. 'Cause if I was Lance and some nobody called me and my wife trailer trash, I would smack the crap out of him. Do I reckon George is scared of that? Yep.

Look. This is a personal matter within the Whitnall family. It is only 'news' because Lance plays AFL. If George wants to start insulting them, at least have the stones to do it to their faces. But we both know he would never do that.

Whitnall 1 to Whitnall 2

"My dad knows a hitman so youre in trouble buddy"


Whitnall 2 to Whitnall 1.

"Yeah ??? My dad does too!!.. fou're [REDACTED]!!!"..



Look theyre not trailer trash .. keep it Australian... theyre caravan bogans...

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its only news cos Captian Lance decided to go to the courts....

And i would wager you a fiver Lance couldnt catch George Harris...

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I knew you wouldn't be far away. ..

Everything apart from Lance was going beautifully i didnt see the need for me to pop in for abit cos ive been on the busy side.... but with all the great positives about the club at the moment... why did someone have to ruin it by thinking Lance could captain the club?
Were looking for ways to hide him on the ground now we have to hide him away from the ground....

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I feel kinda honoured that it took me to drag him out of isolation

So Synbad, if I came up to you and called you, your wife, your mother, or your sister trailer trash, what would you do?

I know what I would do.

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Not a lot of brain cells between the Whitnall boys....Lance might have a great footy brain but more mature adults would not have allowed this situation to progress to where it is now....
You really have to question if Lance is mature enough to lead the Carlton football club now and in the future.....I'm just glad we have Murphy and Gibbs on the list to provide alternatives down the track.

What are the young players thinking and what are their parents thinking?and some folk were questioning Bryce Gibbs being in the leadership group.???

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