Matthew Lloyd the new reverse Robert Walls?

We are going to be so tough defensively in two years. That was disappointing about the tigers game. Last two weeks it's been great.

Stick that in your anabolic arses you unflushable turds of immeasurable, insidious, irredeemable iniquity - you @#$%&! twats!

When maybe you aren't the most skillful, or the fastest, or the strongest, or the fittest, you can go one of two ways. You can cheat, like scum, like filth, like human garbage.

Or you can stand up, stand together, show courage, leave everything you have on the pitch. Like Carlton did today.

@#$%&! you, commentators. @#$%&! you, AFL - was that score high enough for you, you cauliflower? Manipulate this, cocksuckers. Watch closely, we'll show you what real heroes are made of.

The sweetest victory of all, beating Essendon** when no one gives us a chance and beating the "brave ones" by being braver! We wanted it more, tougher, harder, more committed!

Sam Rowe's best game for Carlton?

If you don't want to read 5 pages of Post Match posts, let me summarise it all for you:

- Matthew Lloyd is to eat bags of dick
- Essendon** players can all eat bags of dick because they lost and they are drug cheats
- Our kids played well and we are all excited about them
- Our defence held up and will be solid for the next 10 years
- The umpires can eat whatever dicks are left over from the above 2 bags for paying too many free kicks to Essendon**, and not enough to Carlton for all those awesome tackles
- The commentators on Fox for being biased, and not showing the presser or the song in the rooms after the game.

Bring on the same pressure next week and it'll be another good game, win lose or draw.

GO BLUES

5th Larue Lager

Monga really has no clue....at all.

We are building the list....and starting down back. The backline is very good and if we can get Byrne back there it's nearly perfect.

SP-S is a real gem. When I saw him for the first time I really hoped we'd finish low enough to get him but when we finished too high I thought damn some other club will get this kid. A huge steal at our pick. Remember he's only a kid....he will be scary in a few years.

We'll look forward to the 7.5 seconds that "Football Classified" devotes to the summary of the game "The Wookie" will have to have his finger ready on the record button otherwise he's going to miss it.

"It's how we set up and communicate," he said.

"We've got some really good defenders but they haven't played much footy together.

"So building that chemistry and understanding about what roles they play ... and it's the same in the midfield with the backs, the chemistry.

I feel wrong saying this, but EAD Diesel

Somebody called Ed Tweeted Monga for a response and then posted their answer up on FB:



In Woosha's post match interview, as quoted in the HUN he said in part:

HANG ON... find the right chemistry???...WT Flower......isn't that what go them in this mess in the 1st place?

GO BLUES!!!