Exactly what part of the story didn't you understand Sheik? Or are you just being difficult for the sake of it?

Seeing as we're bringing out the same old questions, let's trot out the same old answers.

This is a glimps of what Dennis 'inherited' at the end of 2002. I've asked myself;
"Who were our quality players that would take us to the top again and beyond 2005?"

Given that we were un-able to pick ANY quality players, and incredibly stupid contracts meant no one would touch any good players without subsidies, not to mention the fact that the penalties meant we COULD NOT trade into the first 2 rounds for two years anyway...............

what was Dennis to do?

What would a funky young dude with tanned skin and white teeth be able to do with a list like this, Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

L. Whitnall - Worth keeping
A. Koutoufides - Costly champion
C Bradley - Aged 102
J Plunkett - Hack
M Allan - Selfish Hack
S Beaumont - Selfish Hack
S Camporeale - Selfish prick
R Houlihan - Jury - OUT
A McKay - Aged 97
J Murphy - hot/Cold
S Fletcher - FLFLFLFL
B Ratten - Retired gracefully
A Merrington - Who
D Gallagher - As above
C McKernan - What were we thinking
A Hickmott - Broken body
M Lappin - Hope to retain
G Manton - Good servant, now crazy
S Cranage - Who
B Fevola - Great footballer but has issues
I Prendergast - Only here because there's no one else
A Franchina - Not upto it
M Mansfield - Grrrrrr
T Hotton - Hack
A Eccles - Hack
A Christou - Retired gracefully
J Doering - Hack
L Livingston - Hack that's still playing
T Sporn - Hack that's still playing
B Thornton - Give him time
S Wiggins - Hack that's still playing
B Campbell - Who
J Davies - Last legs

I don't give a rat's what you think about my ability to read that junk John, I did not follow it and found it quite difficult to read and that is the fact of the matter.

As for writing something constructive etc ...... hmmmn, let me see, ........ maybe I could knock up a poem ??

As for positive, well I'll try to wear those navy-coloured glasses and I'll say that ............ we've got the best list in the competition and we will be threatening the final 8 in 2006. How does that sound ??