Gather round all ye varments, its time for a lynching, time to get that mob mentality at work and round us up some good old fashion scapegoating. Its Pagan hating time.
Now some of us have hated him from the start so we'll be the ringleaders 'cos we were right first and mighty pleased with ourselves at the moment. Now who'll bring the rope 'cos we're fixing on a lynching, we'll hang him from the highest goal post, oh heck lets hang him from the Legends stand. That'll do the trick!
Its all Pagan's fault, every last little thing, no vision, old game plan, just a hack trying to keep his record in tact, so lets get on with this here lynching, lets string him up and watch him dangle, lets gloat about his strangled angle, lets throw tomatos and potatoes and lemongrass tea at him!
And while we're at it lets burn down his stables, the man's been using us for years to foster his secret plan, yes its true, the man's a traitor I tell ya, a Johnny reb - he's planning to drag us to our knees and sell us off to the Roos for some secret fees!
So who's a with me, and who's agin me, its one or the other in the roundup of liars, fatcats, charlatans and blokes we need to abuse to help us cope with this bloody drought! Pagan's the man to hate, hell he isn't even one of ours!
So lets get going boys, lets do it early, lets catch him napping and hang him with his boots off, the bastard never deserved to be wearing any anyway!
ps this is not intedned to do anything other than have a bit of fun and it really cheezes me off that the damn thing is removed rather than locked so that we could understand what led to it.
