So there we were.........

driving in Byron......when we passed some
laaadies on the road......!

being a common occurance.....we would
break into........

sing.......

look at all the girls in bikeeeeenis....
look at all the girls with booo-beeees....

they are drivin us nuts...
makes us sick in the guts.....

and we don't want to see them any morrrrre.....!


and slight variations of this.....but uummm due to
censorship issues......(and the fact that i sat next
to Ms Belle last night).....we wont go into
that........but i will say....it wasn't Rodney Rude....
it was Rodney Rude'errr......!

yep thats right....he was French.....!

my fine English freind said to me....."you don't
sing at the footy do ya....?"

"well we have some songs..."....i said.....!

to which he replied......"oh yeah........
Carlton clap clap clap......
Richmond clap clap clap.....
Sydney clap clap clap......
and so on....and so on.........!

which made us think..........lets try it.....lets
see if we can get it happinin.......!

we had plenty of time to try stuff.......and
i must say.....the trip to Nimbin seemed to
be a lot of help.......kinda.....!

there were some great songs that day......
unfortunately we didn't write them down.....
which may have been a good idea.....
but what are ya gunna do.....?

aaaanyways........we figured last night would be
the perfect opportunity to try things......!

what with all the fine Tee Cee voices and all.......!

we had a few....but the one that would work
best....was the obvious one....!

he marks.....he kicks.......he scores......
he excites........!

our man Brendon.........!

look i'm getting a little bored now.......so in closing...
everyone did a great job last night.......!

ya picked it up and ran with it......woohooo......!

so....lets be the first club to bring in the chant.....
ney......anthem....(who said that last night..?)..
and have some fun at the footy......whatta
ya say.....?

i'm sure we converted a few on our walk back
to the Sticks room after the game.......!

sorry Mr Saunders.....i probobly should have
run this by you.......but i'm sure you will be
able to pass the bill.....so to speak......!

so Pee Jay....Montee....GarryMan....Styles....
Cammo......all you youngens.....its time to teach...
ney....enlighten our fellow Carlton Football Club
supporters......!

now run my children.....run like youv'e never
run before.......don't look back in anger.......cos
youuuu...........!

thats it i'm outta here.......Oasis lyrics have
crept into my posts........i must scrub very hard......!


kindest regards tommi

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that'siti'mnotchangingthistagain......!

tommi my son just wanted to know if you are a pirate (and he didn't mean stealing oasis songs - hope you used a wire brush to scrub with or your cymbals will never have that 'ting' that only a clean cymbol possesses).

I told him you were a navy blue pirate roaming the seven seas slaying all and sundry who dared question the navy blue way.

Then I said actually he's a dot salesman with lots of spaces on his hands

My son thinks I'm mad

I said not mad son POSSESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This club has my soul and they can keep it, play like last night they can keep it for eternity and I'll still be happy.

Go Blues!

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

Yes. It's time to resurrect...

"COME ON YOU BLOOOOOOOOOS"

But what say anyone about

"Denis Pagan's navy blue army" series of rhythmic hand claps...
"Denis Pagan's navy blue army" series of rhythmic hand claps...
"Denis Pagan's navy blue army" series of rhythmic hand claps...

ad lib to fade.

God knows I can't bring myself to sing "Alan Pardew's claret n' blue army" anymore.

I will not sing 'True Blue' by madonna though. Even I have standards.

"Are you collingwood in disguise? Are you collingwood in disguise". Generally to be sung only when 10 goals up.

For this to work we need massive buy in. We need pockets of strategically placed bards throughout the ground.

we need to break through the contempt that people have for singing en masse at football games. With tommi as our fearless leader, this can happen

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Congratulations CK95

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiivo, way to go,
Hit 'em real hard, send 'em down below,
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiivo, way to go,
We are the Livo rockers.

I was proud of that one.

I love the Lance one.

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Writer for SuperCoach Paige www.scpaige.com.au
Twitter - @johnfeeney24

for those of us not there, what were they all?

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"Two roads diverged in a wood,
and I,
I took the one less travelled by,
and that has made all the difference."

Robert Frost

Lance...

He's there, he's there, he's every-bloody-where,
Laaaaaance Whitnall, Laaaaaaaance Whitnall,
He's there, he's there, he's every-bloody-where,
Laaaaaance Whitnall, Laaaaaaaance Whitnall.

Fev...

Brendaaaan Fevolaaaaaaaa, Brendan Fevolaaaaaaaa,
Brendan Fevolaaaaaaa, Brendan Fevolaaaaaaaaa,
Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeendaaaaaaaan Fevolaaaaaaaaaaa,
Brendan Fevolaaaaaaaaaa, Brendan Fevolaaaaaaaaa,
Brendan Fevolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Lappin...

Forgot how this one goes.
Done to the One Tonne Rodero song.

Livo...

See my above post.

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Twitter - @johnfeeney24

Now lets see.........

Breeeen-dooon Fev-olaaaa......
Bren-don Fev-olaaaa......
Bren-don Fev-olaa....
Bren-don Fev-olaaaa........!

all songs with clapping.......!

he's hereeee....his thereeee....
he's everybloody where......
LanceWhitnaaaall LanceWhitnaaaall.......!

there's only one Matty Lappin....
onnnne Matty Laaappin......
there's his cousin Nigel Lappin.....
but he's not Matty Laaaappin.......!

on the Bee Aitch one.....last night we
did the.......

Denis Pagans blue aaaarmy....
Denis Pagans blue aaaarmy......

seems to roll off the tongue better......!

of course a little bit of........

Teeeeagheh Teeeeeagheh........!

like the English...Sheeeara Sheeara.....!

when winning towards the end........it was nice
to get a couple of these ones in to the few
weagles supporters there.....!

weeee can see you sneaking ouuut....
weee can seeee you sneaking out.....
weee can see you....
weee can see you....
we can see you sneaking out.......!

and.....

caaaan we play you every weeeek......
caaan we play you every weeeek.......etc etc

thats about it for now......!


kindest regards tommi

yes Dee Boy......i AM a pirate.......!

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that'siti'mnotchangingthistagain......!

what are the Lance and fevola one's done to?

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"Two roads diverged in a wood,
and I,
I took the one less travelled by,
and that has made all the difference."

Robert Frost

The lance one is to the tune of 'he's fat, he's round, he's going out the ground Shane WARNE, Shane WARNE'. I think it's the "Quartermasters store" tune?

The Fev one?

Well, clearly that's sung to the tune of 'Paolo Di Can-i-o, Paolo Di Can-i-o'

Or some of the less cultured types may know it better as "Leggos authen-ti-co" bravo.

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Congratulations CK95

great work guys

another one to add to the list

Archie Deluca

Deluc
Deluc
Deluc is on Fire

rinse and repeat

and tommi - no need to ask permission for such an inovative thing, i love the chants and something i would desperately love to see in our game

And yes - we, the TC squad, shall be the ones pushing it and hopefully we can get the crowd right into ti.

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Got to love the stare Down by Setanta on Llyod

Lol scotty u did that one last night, that was some funny stuff. i like this one.

Great stuff guys!

BREEEEENNNNNNNNDOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN
FAAAAAAVOLLLLLAAA.

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNDAAAAAAAAAANNNNN
FEEEEEEEVOOOOOOOOOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, and again.

Tommi,



...you have flipped!...


good to see!

Keep em comin.

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Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

I liked mine it went


Justin

Oh no make that Skinny

oh hang on fevolaaaaa

no that should be Barney

oh Prenderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

and Livo's pretty good

Sporny too

you beaut Lance

and all your others are just class

oh and Stevo

and Cory

and T-Bird too.



Just need a tune really.....

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

we have arrived people

offically on channel 9 news

with the brendon fevola chant



hell, i didnt even notice a camera in there

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Got to love the stare Down by Setanta on Llyod

I did.

When is it going to be on?

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Writer for SuperCoach Paige www.scpaige.com.au
Twitter - @johnfeeney24

its already been on

may get another showing when they do the sports news though

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Got to love the stare Down by Setanta on Llyod

yep gang, saw and heard you.

fair few at the after match!

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"Two roads diverged in a wood,
and I,
I took the one less travelled by,
and that has made all the difference."

Robert Frost