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With apologies to Hirst, Moginie & Garrett

Lance is getting richer, the rest get the picture
The PPâ€™s will hit you when you're down so low
We got evolution, needing revolution
There must be some solution but I just don't know
Collo wants decisions, the players need ambitions
There won't be no finals when they move so slow
Nothing ever happens, nothing really matters
No one ever tells me so what am I to know

You wouldn't read about it, read about it
Just another incredible scene, there's no doubt about it

The clubâ€™s in a pickle, trading news is at a trickle
The commission is fickle but the rumour mill grows
Draftees are a coming, MMâ€™s got us humming
The senior players are running for their own big show
Another trade rumour tossed up, storm brewed in a tea cup
Imagine any mix up and Fev would go
Nothing ever happens...

You wouldn't read about it, read about it
One unjust ridiculous steal, ain't no doubt about it
You wouldn't read about it, read about it
Just another particular deal, there's no doubt about it

Author:	CarltonClem [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:54 am ]
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I thought I would re-write some Oils lyrics with flavours of our current predicament. "Senior players give the nod It's a setback for our cluuuuub" "Cheap possessions ask for more" "But if I stand all day on the MCG There'll be pay in my pocket tonight" "Put down that chest mark, or we'll all be gone" - re: tanking "We don't serve your club, we don't serve your team" "Here comes the Koutoufides, here comes the Camporeale - sinking Blues' financial dreams" "This is not the Carlton Super Fund" "Dead heart...."

Author:	Kouta [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:56 am ]
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How do we sleep while our Synbad's are burning?

Author:	Synbad [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 2:30 am ]
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Im not burning.....

Author:	killpies [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:17 am ]
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JuzzCarlton wrote: How do we sleep while our Synbad's are burning? ROFLMFAO This would make a great thread in Talking Stuff. A good way for people to vent their frustrations

Author:	The Tyrant [ Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:30 pm ]
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pull my finger

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Author:	The Tyrant [ Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:31 pm ]
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:pullmyfinger:

Author:	The Tyrant [ Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:32 pm ]
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Senor Falso walks into a bar, and there's a horse behind the counter. Senor Falso just looks at him. The Horse says "whats the matter, are you surprised to see me here?" And Senor Falso says "no"

Author:	Kouta [ Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:32 pm ]
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Bigredwonderland.

Author:	CarltonClem [ Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:57 pm ]
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"None of the power and the passion"

Author:	darknavy [ Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:37 am ]
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84,68,52,36,20,4,1

Author:	steve [ Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:57 am ]
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With apologies to Hirst, Moginie & Garrett Lance is getting richer, the rest get the picture The PPâ€™s will hit you when you're down so low We got evolution, needing revolution There must be some solution but I just don't know Collo wants decisions, the players need ambitions There won't be no finals when they move so slow Nothing ever happens, nothing really matters No one ever tells me so what am I to know You wouldn't read about it, read about it Just another incredible scene, there's no doubt about it The clubâ€™s in a pickle, trading news is at a trickle The commission is fickle but the rumour mill grows Draftees are a coming, MMâ€™s got us humming The senior players are running for their own big show Another trade rumour tossed up, storm brewed in a tea cup Imagine any mix up and Fev would go Nothing ever happens... You wouldn't read about it, read about it One unjust ridiculous steal, ain't no doubt about it You wouldn't read about it, read about it Just another particular deal, there's no doubt about it

Author:	CarltonClem [ Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:04 am ]
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steve wrote: With apologies to Hirst, Moginie & Garrett Lance is getting richer, the rest get the picture The PPâ€™s will hit you when you're down so low We got evolution, needing revolution There must be some solution but I just don't know Collo wants decisions, the players need ambitions There won't be no finals when they move so slow Nothing ever happens, nothing really matters No one ever tells me so what am I to know You wouldn't read about it, read about it Just another incredible scene, there's no doubt about it The clubâ€™s in a pickle, trading news is at a trickle The commission is fickle but the rumour mill grows Draftees are a coming, MMâ€™s got us humming The senior players are running for their own big show Another trade rumour tossed up, storm brewed in a tea cup Imagine any mix up and Fev would go Nothing ever happens... You wouldn't read about it, read about it One unjust ridiculous steal, ain't no doubt about it You wouldn't read about it, read about it Just another particular deal, there's no doubt about it Yeah, nice!

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