I thought I would re-write some Oils lyrics with flavours of our current predicament.

"Senior players give the nod
It's a setback for our cluuuuub"

"Cheap possessions ask for more"

"But if I stand all day on the MCG
There'll be pay in my pocket tonight"

"Put down that chest mark, or we'll all be gone" - re: tanking

"We don't serve your club, we don't serve your team"

"Here comes the Koutoufides, here comes the Camporeale - sinking Blues' financial dreams"

"This is not the Carlton Super Fund"

"Dead heart...."

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"A good composer does not initiate. He steals."

- Igor Stravinsky

How do we sleep while our Synbad's are burning?

Im not burning.....

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Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil....... the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. We apologize for the inconvenience.

ROFLMFAO

This would make a great thread in Talking Stuff. A good way for people to vent their frustrations

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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Ronald Reagan

pull my finger

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Love Cricket? Love me

:pullmyfinger:

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Love Cricket? Love me

Senor Falso walks into a bar, and there's a horse behind the counter.

Senor Falso just looks at him.

The Horse says "whats the matter, are you surprised to see me here?"

And Senor Falso says "no"

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Love Cricket? Love me

Bigredwonderland.

"None of the power and the passion"

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"A good composer does not initiate. He steals."

- Igor Stravinsky

84,68,52,36,20,4,1

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Ecclesiastes 1:4, "One generation passes away, and another generation comes: but The Blues abide forever."

With apologies to Hirst, Moginie & Garrett



Lance is getting richer, the rest get the picture
The PP’s will hit you when you're down so low
We got evolution, needing revolution
There must be some solution but I just don't know
Collo wants decisions, the players need ambitions
There won't be no finals when they move so slow
Nothing ever happens, nothing really matters
No one ever tells me so what am I to know

You wouldn't read about it, read about it
Just another incredible scene, there's no doubt about it

The club’s in a pickle, trading news is at a trickle
The commission is fickle but the rumour mill grows
Draftees are a coming, MM’s got us humming
The senior players are running for their own big show
Another trade rumour tossed up, storm brewed in a tea cup
Imagine any mix up and Fev would go
Nothing ever happens...

You wouldn't read about it, read about it
One unjust ridiculous steal, ain't no doubt about it
You wouldn't read about it, read about it
Just another particular deal, there's no doubt about it

Yeah, nice!

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"A good composer does not initiate. He steals."

- Igor Stravinsky