I'm bored and sick of this season and all the he said, she said tank bullshit.
I went to the recruiting forum and copped a face full of Fevolution and pick this player and this player and gee wouldn't Woewodin be a good pick up bullshit
So i thought lets crank out the ol crystal ball and have a look into next year. Here's what it spat out.
We will have picks 1 and 4. Pick 4 will have a better year than pick 1 and everyone will moan and whinge when collingwoods pick 2 wins the rising star award for the year.
We will have one LTI for the year
We will finish in the 12-16 bracket and all the tank talk will start from about round 14.
Simmo , Bentick , Waite and Walker will have huge years.
The AFL ladder will look like this at the end of the year
1. St Kilda - They will finally get it right
2. West Coast - Will be stung by this years GF loss and motor on again
3. Fremantle - The headcases will actually realise they are pretty good
4. Geelong - speaking of headcases
5. Kangaroos - Can't keep that shinboner down
6. Port - they will never stop stop stop till they're top top top
7. Bulldogs - some very good youth there
8. Adelaide - Will be the second year in a row the champion struggles
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9. Sydney - Injuries to Hall and Goodes test their depth
10. Melbourne - the end of the Daniher era
11. Collingwood - pick 2 will have a killer year
12. Richmond - Only so much Deledio and Brown can do
13. Essendon* - Sheedy finally gets picked up by the martians
14. Hawthorn - All those picks but Clarkson is still the coach
15. Carlton - We open our eyes to reality but fail to "tank" well enough
16. Brisbane - the reign is well and truly over
I'm afraid we are in for this turmoil a while longer yet
Sorry Folks........................
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*(grow - fun - gah)
Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.