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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 12:14 pm 
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The Filth ....
Fair enough, they're the best side so far this year.
But their mate(s) in the media have died and gone to heaven, bowing at the altar of the All-Knowing Fly.
"Fly this" and "Fly that" ...
Fly squealing about all the viruses "sweeping" through the club this year.
Maybe someone should point out their very hygenic injury list.
Nice bloke, but he's just a maggot like the rest of the Filth.
Did you know "Billy" Elliott kicks clutch goals (even when he marks out of bounds) and the Magpies make "miracle" comebacks?
Nick Daicos must surely be on the verge of curing cancer as he goes about winning the Brownlow and signing a new trillion-dollar contract (look, there's daddy - and boy-oh-boy wowee, what a player he was - having a beer and a laugh in the crowd).
Possession Professor Pendles preparing his speech for the Nobel Peace prize. A knighthood too, no doubt.
Ever been told he's a smooth mover? Make a fantastic coach, you know.
Then there's the captain who will one day run for PM just because the nation is flabbergasted a Collingwood player can string more than three words together minus expletives. Especially one with a head like that.
Speaking of guttermouths, what about the boofhead in the backline the media is wetting themselves over because he says what he thinks (correction, whatever pops into his head first) and bangs into people even though his shoulder hurts a bit.
Don't get started on the man bun buzzing around in the forward line whose mum got up and made him blush in front of the boys. Of course there was a camera there; a Fly on the wall.
What a nice bloke, the coach.
A joker too - Vossy won't be able to afford another dinner bet at this rate, tee-hee.
Time to choke on humble pie, Fly.
They might as well bring in Jack Ginnivan to complete the picture.
We're all dyeing to see what colour his hair is now and if he's still wearing three-quarter shorts after all that time playing in front of those big VFL crowds.
At least there's less boos in the magoos.
Let's just see if Steele Sidebottomhead (boom-tish) is giggling like a little boy into the microphone after the game tomorrow night.
Come on Blue Boys, it's time to swat the Fly and his Magpie Maggots.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 12:29 pm 
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Their PR bs is fooling nobody.

The club statement made re. Willie Rioli - that's the real Collingwood ladies and gents.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 12:49 pm 
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Why don't you tell us what you really think Kenny and don't hold back :-)

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 12:53 pm 
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I sent something less elaborate to a mouthy Maggot mate and decided to add "a tad" of mayo and share, Sydney.

The Scum are No. 1 but all the old Filth feelings are re-surfacing ...

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 12:58 pm 
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I’m told that Fly is expecting some larvae in GF week, so their sob story is pre written…

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 1:17 pm 
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kennyhunter wrote:
Possession Professor Pendles preparing his speech for the Nobel Peace prize. A knighthood too, no doubt.
Ever been told he's a smooth mover? Make a fantastic coach, you know.
Apparently has a basketball background too. Nice work kenny :clap:


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 1:28 pm 
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kennyhunter wrote:
The Filth ....
Fair enough, they're the best side so far this year.
But their mate(s) in the media have died and gone to heaven, bowing at the altar of the All-Knowing Fly.
"Fly this" and "Fly that" ...
Fly squealing about all the viruses "sweeping" through the club this year.
Maybe someone should point out their very hygenic injury list.
Nice bloke, but he's just a maggot like the rest of the Filth.
Did you know "Billy" Elliott kicks clutch goals (even when he marks out of bounds) and the Magpies make "miracle" comebacks?
Nick Daicos must surely be on the verge of curing cancer as he goes about winning the Brownlow and signing a new trillion-dollar contract (look, there's daddy - and boy-oh-boy wowee, what a player he was - having a beer and a laugh in the crowd).
Possession Professor Pendles preparing his speech for the Nobel Peace prize. A knighthood too, no doubt.
Ever been told he's a smooth mover? Make a fantastic coach, you know.
Then there's the captain who will one day run for PM just because the nation is flabbergasted a Collingwood player can string more than three words together minus expletives. Especially one with a head like that.
Speaking of guttermouths, what about the boofhead in the backline the media is wetting themselves over because he says what he thinks (correction, whatever pops into his head first) and bangs into people even though his shoulder hurts a bit.
Don't get started on the man bun buzzing around in the forward line whose mum got up and made him blush in front of the boys. Of course there was a camera there; a Fly on the wall.
What a nice bloke, the coach.
A joker too - Vossy won't be able to afford another dinner bet at this rate, tee-hee.
Time to choke on humble pie, Fly.
They might as well bring in Jack Ginnivan to complete the picture.
We're all dyeing to see what colour his hair is now and if he's still wearing three-quarter shorts after all that time playing in front of those big VFL crowds.
At least there's less boos in the magoos.
Let's just see if Steele Sidebottomhead (boom-tish) is giggling like a little boy into the microphone after the game tomorrow night.
Come on Blue Boys, it's time to swat the Fly and his Magpie Maggots.


:clap: :thanks:

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 1:53 pm 
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Preach


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 2:08 pm 
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Haha, love it kh

And let's not forget the figurehead of their cheersquad, who for 20 years we were told over & over was the ultimate man of the people

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 2:26 pm 
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Crusader wrote:
I’m told that Fly is expecting some larvae in GF week, so their sob story is pre written…


Perfect timing, he'll be on holiday.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 11:03 pm 
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There is no doubt - I still despise these club and all it's supporters. Just utter filth and the Daicos media circus can kiss my ass.
Btw - the bont will win the brownlow and the crying will start. Now there is a footballer who earns his own ball.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:14 am 
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Why does everyone hate the 'woods?

We have won 5 premierships against them.

Whenever I see a 'woods mate and we talk footy, it's the first thing I8 remind them :thumbsup: .

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 1:53 pm 
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Peter McConville re Collingwood. ''Great club, gave us 2 of the happiest days of our lives''. :razz:

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 1:58 pm 
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Watching the game at my friend's office with their full bar. Will need to have a few Scotches to take the edge off the nerves. Just want us to play well and I will be happy but beat the Filth, I will be on Cloud 9.

Go Bluebaggers

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 3:57 pm 
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Shanghai Blues wrote:
Watching the game at my friend's office with their full bar. Will need to have a few Scotches to take the edge off the nerves. Just want us to play well and I will be happy but beat the Filth, I will be on Cloud 9.

Go Bluebaggers


It's just nice to be shitting bricks before a big game again!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 5:10 pm 
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kennyhunter wrote:
Shanghai Blues wrote:
Watching the game at my friend's office with their full bar. Will need to have a few Scotches to take the edge off the nerves. Just want us to play well and I will be happy but beat the Filth, I will be on Cloud 9.

Go Bluebaggers


It's just nice to be shitting bricks before a big game again!


I hadn't thought about it like that - But Yes !!! :clap:

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:35 pm 
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Eat shit you bunch of dentist dodgers.

Nice to feel confident again. Now let's crush the aints.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:44 pm 
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kennyhunter wrote:
The Filth ....
Fair enough, they're the best side so far this year.
But their mate(s) in the media have died and gone to heaven, bowing at the altar of the All-Knowing Fly.
"Fly this" and "Fly that" ...
Fly squealing about all the viruses "sweeping" through the club this year.
Maybe someone should point out their very hygenic injury list.
Nice bloke, but he's just a maggot like the rest of the Filth.
Did you know "Billy" Elliott kicks clutch goals (even when he marks out of bounds) and the Magpies make "miracle" comebacks?
Nick Daicos must surely be on the verge of curing cancer as he goes about winning the Brownlow and signing a new trillion-dollar contract (look, there's daddy - and boy-oh-boy wowee, what a player he was - having a beer and a laugh in the crowd).
Possession Professor Pendles preparing his speech for the Nobel Peace prize. A knighthood too, no doubt.
Ever been told he's a smooth mover? Make a fantastic coach, you know.
Then there's the captain who will one day run for PM just because the nation is flabbergasted a Collingwood player can string more than three words together minus expletives. Especially one with a head like that.
Speaking of guttermouths, what about the boofhead in the backline the media is wetting themselves over because he says what he thinks (correction, whatever pops into his head first) and bangs into people even though his shoulder hurts a bit.
Don't get started on the man bun buzzing around in the forward line whose mum got up and made him blush in front of the boys. Of course there was a camera there; a Fly on the wall.
What a nice bloke, the coach.
A joker too - Vossy won't be able to afford another dinner bet at this rate, tee-hee.
Time to choke on humble pie, Fly.
They might as well bring in Jack Ginnivan to complete the picture.
We're all dyeing to see what colour his hair is now and if he's still wearing three-quarter shorts after all that time playing in front of those big VFL crowds.
At least there's less boos in the magoos.
Let's just see if Steele Sidebottomhead (boom-tish) is giggling like a little boy into the microphone after the game tomorrow night.
Come on Blue Boys, it's time to swat the Fly and his Magpie Maggots.


:thumbsup: :thanks:

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2023 12:47 pm 
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kennyhunter you beauty :thumbsup:

Got 'em.

What about the Cat B player they got for free who was never going to play footy if not for the Pies. I think that called him Trainer but there was something queer about the whole deal...oh year...Quayner, the best intercept mark in the comp.

Glad the AFL changed the rules on that Cat B, or whatever it is.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2023 10:12 pm 
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Swat complete.

KH delivers again. (Thanks for those 80s finals too.)

Wish I'd read it before now but yep, agree that the 'nicewashing' is sickening.

You can't polish a James.

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