We hate it hey….

that bloody sound they make when they’re cocky
and in front…well…it’s our turn…!

it’s tough not getting to the games these days…
so starting a charnt like the old Fevola one is
a bit difficult…!

but hey…lets try something…!

I’ve had an idea…!

our black and white friends have managed to
turn a three syllable word…into four…just so they
can fit it into their song…from memory…”wood”
is one syllable…dick…heads…!

a few years back we had a sticker that said…
“We are Carlton”…well…there it is…simple as that…
four syllables…and it comes out perfectly…!

can you hear it…nice and slow…?



”WEEE ARRRRRE CARRRRL-TOOON….
WEEE ARRRRRE CARRRRL-TOOON”…

yup…not just a random word…but a statement…it’s
who we are…”We…Are…Carlton”…!

so what I’m saying is…if anyone hangs near the
cheer squad….or if there’s a group of you…start it
up folk…it won’t take long to go around the ground…!

if we’re leading…people will latch on in a flash…
just make sure it’s not too fast…it has to be slow…
like a war cry…!

come on baggers…we need one…the Colon-woods didn’t
invent the charnt…they don’t own it…!

try it out in your head…tell your kids…they’ll love
it…lets go Blue boys…!


kindest regards tommi






because the fact of the matter is…we are…!

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COLL-LING-WOOD-SUCK

I like it. Take the p1ss outta them.

It's easier than asking everyone to bring a golden jacket.

Probably less offensive too.

Also beats waving a scarf around.

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2011 grand final was very sweet when the geeeeeeloooong chant echoed around the ground.

Come on you blues
Or go blues to the tune of hey Jude are my selections

Those of you that recall the grog squad will know what I'm referring to

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That’s right kerna….

i remember the Come on You Blues…that’s not
bad…but i feel like we’d be asking for an improvement…!

Come on you Blues…pick it up…!

we don’t like “WE ARE CARLTON”…?

i can see it getting up peoples noses a bit…and could
really reverberate…!

having said that…we need a war cry…and as long
as everyone’s on the same page…it’ll work…
whatever it is…!

it can’t be too wordy though…but four syllables is pretty
good…!

i feel “CARRRL-TOOON”…is a bit boring…!

a good solid war cry…!


kindest regards tommi

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Shits me that their braindead chant shits me so much.

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Me too Wohee….

me too brother…!


kindest regards tommi

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nah-nana-nananah, nanananah goooooo blues

Do I have to spell it out? Can't find a go blues one, but this works

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Weird that those City fans weren't saying go blues, would sound so much better with the song than 'city'

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Yup….

that works kerna…although the song’s playing under
the chant…is that going to be an issue…?

again…the only thing is…that everyone’s on the
same page…then it will work…!

en masse my friend…en masse…!


kindest regards tommi

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I'd love to see a supporter base do the slow Collingwood chant at a Pies game, when their team's about to win

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Teehee….

that works too…although a little bit of
sputum builds up saying that name over
and over…!

but i like the reverse up yours…!


kindest e-cards tommi

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How about: You're going home in the back of a divvy van!!

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OMG this.

do you think they realise they are doing a chant that a pedo started?

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That line would actually make a pretty good chant

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Oooh….

there’s that too….!


kindest regards tommi

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Just be happy Man City got enough people into the stadium for the song to be audible.

To the tune of "do they know it's christmas"

Do they know their song was written by a
PEEEEE
DOOOO
PHIIIIIILE

Let them know their fans are nonces...