Possession Professor Pendles preparing his speech for the Nobel Peace prize. A knighthood too, no doubt.
Ever been told he's a smooth mover? Make a fantastic coach, you know.

The Filth ....
Fair enough, they're the best side so far this year.
But their mate(s) in the media have died and gone to heaven, bowing at the altar of the All-Knowing Fly.
"Fly this" and "Fly that" ...
Fly squealing about all the viruses "sweeping" through the club this year.
Maybe someone should point out their very hygenic injury list.
Nice bloke, but he's just a maggot like the rest of the Filth.
Did you know "Billy" Elliott kicks clutch goals (even when he marks out of bounds) and the Magpies make "miracle" comebacks?
Nick Daicos must surely be on the verge of curing cancer as he goes about winning the Brownlow and signing a new trillion-dollar contract (look, there's daddy - and boy-oh-boy wowee, what a player he was - having a beer and a laugh in the crowd).
Possession Professor Pendles preparing his speech for the Nobel Peace prize. A knighthood too, no doubt.
Ever been told he's a smooth mover? Make a fantastic coach, you know.
Then there's the captain who will one day run for PM just because the nation is flabbergasted a Collingwood player can string more than three words together minus expletives. Especially one with a head like that.
Speaking of guttermouths, what about the boofhead in the backline the media is wetting themselves over because he says what he thinks (correction, whatever pops into his head first) and bangs into people even though his shoulder hurts a bit.
Don't get started on the man bun buzzing around in the forward line whose mum got up and made him blush in front of the boys. Of course there was a camera there; a Fly on the wall.
What a nice bloke, the coach.
A joker too - Vossy won't be able to afford another dinner bet at this rate, tee-hee.
Time to choke on humble pie, Fly.
They might as well bring in Jack Ginnivan to complete the picture.
We're all dyeing to see what colour his hair is now and if he's still wearing three-quarter shorts after all that time playing in front of those big VFL crowds.
At least there's less boos in the magoos.
Let's just see if Steele Sidebottomhead (boom-tish) is giggling like a little boy into the microphone after the game tomorrow night.
Come on Blue Boys, it's time to swat the Fly and his Magpie Maggots.

I’m told that Fly is expecting some larvae in GF week, so their sob story is pre written…

Watching the game at my friend's office with their full bar. Will need to have a few Scotches to take the edge off the nerves. Just want us to play well and I will be happy but beat the Filth, I will be on Cloud 9.

Go Bluebaggers

It's just nice to be shitting bricks before a big game again!

The Filth ....
Fair enough, they're the best side so far this year.
But their mate(s) in the media have died and gone to heaven, bowing at the altar of the All-Knowing Fly.
"Fly this" and "Fly that" ...
Fly squealing about all the viruses "sweeping" through the club this year.
Maybe someone should point out their very hygenic injury list.
Nice bloke, but he's just a maggot like the rest of the Filth.
Did you know "Billy" Elliott kicks clutch goals (even when he marks out of bounds) and the Magpies make "miracle" comebacks?
Nick Daicos must surely be on the verge of curing cancer as he goes about winning the Brownlow and signing a new trillion-dollar contract (look, there's daddy - and boy-oh-boy wowee, what a player he was - having a beer and a laugh in the crowd).
Possession Professor Pendles preparing his speech for the Nobel Peace prize. A knighthood too, no doubt.
Ever been told he's a smooth mover? Make a fantastic coach, you know.
Then there's the captain who will one day run for PM just because the nation is flabbergasted a Collingwood player can string more than three words together minus expletives. Especially one with a head like that.
Speaking of guttermouths, what about the boofhead in the backline the media is wetting themselves over because he says what he thinks (correction, whatever pops into his head first) and bangs into people even though his shoulder hurts a bit.
Don't get started on the man bun buzzing around in the forward line whose mum got up and made him blush in front of the boys. Of course there was a camera there; a Fly on the wall.
What a nice bloke, the coach.
A joker too - Vossy won't be able to afford another dinner bet at this rate, tee-hee.
Time to choke on humble pie, Fly.
They might as well bring in Jack Ginnivan to complete the picture.
We're all dyeing to see what colour his hair is now and if he's still wearing three-quarter shorts after all that time playing in front of those big VFL crowds.
At least there's less boos in the magoos.
Let's just see if Steele Sidebottomhead (boom-tish) is giggling like a little boy into the microphone after the game tomorrow night.
Come on Blue Boys, it's time to swat the Fly and his Magpie Maggots.