The Filth ....
Fair enough, they're the best side so far this year.
But their mate(s) in the media have died and gone to heaven, bowing at the altar of the All-Knowing Fly.
"Fly this" and "Fly that" ...
Fly squealing about all the viruses "sweeping" through the club this year.
Maybe someone should point out their very hygenic injury list.
Nice bloke, but he's just a maggot like the rest of the Filth.
Did you know "Billy" Elliott kicks clutch goals (even when he marks out of bounds) and the Magpies make "miracle" comebacks?
Nick Daicos must surely be on the verge of curing cancer as he goes about winning the Brownlow and signing a new trillion-dollar contract (look, there's daddy - and boy-oh-boy wowee, what a player he was - having a beer and a laugh in the crowd).
Possession Professor Pendles preparing his speech for the Nobel Peace prize. A knighthood too, no doubt.
Ever been told he's a smooth mover? Make a fantastic coach, you know.
Then there's the captain who will one day run for PM just because the nation is flabbergasted a Collingwood player can string more than three words together minus expletives. Especially one with a head like that.
Speaking of guttermouths, what about the boofhead in the backline the media is wetting themselves over because he says what he thinks (correction, whatever pops into his head first) and bangs into people even though his shoulder hurts a bit.
Don't get started on the man bun buzzing around in the forward line whose mum got up and made him blush in front of the boys. Of course there was a camera there; a Fly on the wall.
What a nice bloke, the coach.
A joker too - Vossy won't be able to afford another dinner bet at this rate, tee-hee.
Time to choke on humble pie, Fly.
They might as well bring in Jack Ginnivan to complete the picture.
We're all dyeing to see what colour his hair is now and if he's still wearing three-quarter shorts after all that time playing in front of those big VFL crowds.
At least there's less boos in the magoos.
Let's just see if Steele Sidebottomhead (boom-tish) is giggling like a little boy into the microphone after the game tomorrow night.
Come on Blue Boys, it's time to swat the Fly and his Magpie Maggots.

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I just want my old club back.

Their PR bs is fooling nobody.

The club statement made re. Willie Rioli - that's the real Collingwood ladies and gents.

Why don't you tell us what you really think Kenny and don't hold back

Need Argo to enter stage left

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If you allow the Government to change the Laws in an emergency
They will create an Emergency to change the Laws

I sent something less elaborate to a mouthy Maggot mate and decided to add "a tad" of mayo and share, Sydney.

The Scum are No. 1 but all the old Filth feelings are re-surfacing ...

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I just want my old club back.

I’m told that Fly is expecting some larvae in GF week, so their sob story is pre written…

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"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter" - Winston Churchill.

Apparently has a basketball background too. Nice work kenny

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"If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself" - Henry Ford

Preach

Haha, love it kh

And let's not forget the figurehead of their cheersquad, who for 20 years we were told over & over was the ultimate man of the people

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#DonTheStash

Perfect timing, he'll be on holiday.

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Orandum est ut sit mens sana in corpore sano. Fortem posce animum mortis terrore carentem, qui spatium vitae extremum inter munera ponat naturae, qui ferre queat quoscumque labores.

There is no doubt - I still despise these club and all it's supporters. Just utter filth and the Daicos media circus can kiss my ass.
Btw - the bont will win the brownlow and the crying will start. Now there is a footballer who earns his own ball.

Why does everyone hate the 'woods?

We have won 5 premierships against them.

Whenever I see a 'woods mate and we talk footy, it's the first thing I8 remind them .

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"Get ready, Teddy - you're on": Ron Barassi half time 1970 Grand Final

Peter McConville re Collingwood. ''Great club, gave us 2 of the happiest days of our lives''.

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The problem with Socialism is, you eventually run out of other people's money.

Watching the game at my friend's office with their full bar. Will need to have a few Scotches to take the edge off the nerves. Just want us to play well and I will be happy but beat the Filth, I will be on Cloud 9.

Go Bluebaggers

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The time is right, the time is NOW !!

It's just nice to be shitting bricks before a big game again!

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I just want my old club back.

I hadn't thought about it like that - But Yes !!!

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The time is right, the time is NOW !!

Eat shit you bunch of dentist dodgers.

Nice to feel confident again. Now let's crush the aints.

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!@#$ off Essendon**** Just !@#$ right off. SCUM.

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We are on our way back...

kennyhunter you beauty

Got 'em.

What about the Cat B player they got for free who was never going to play footy if not for the Pies. I think that called him Trainer but there was something queer about the whole deal...oh year...Quayner, the best intercept mark in the comp.

Glad the AFL changed the rules on that Cat B, or whatever it is.

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Everyone looks good in Navy Blue

Swat complete.

KH delivers again. (Thanks for those 80s finals too.)

Wish I'd read it before now but yep, agree that the 'nicewashing' is sickening.

You can't polish a James.

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