Stolen from twitter

From Q2 23’ to FT…

Carlton
19 shots, 4 goals, 10 kicked behinds, 5 no scores, 21% goal accuracy

St. Kilda
12 shots, 7 goals, 3 kicked behinds, 2 no scores, 58% goal accuracy

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"You are being watched. The government has a secret system. A machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it." - Finch

I think St Kilda also missed a couple (at least) of very gettable goals. Funny how we sometimes forget that.

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THEY LIKE TO SEND UP!!!!!!!!

Until each team plays each other the same number of times, the AFL, as a fair dinkum competition, cannot be taken seriously.

He (Mr Swann) said the honour and pride associated with the club's traditional navy blue jumper was priceless.

In retrospect it was predictable.

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Our tradition demands success!

jesus, that stat is deplorable. just shows how much its in the head

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my last one was rubbish

Now the whole game stats, please.

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THEY LIKE TO SEND UP!!!!!!!!

Until each team plays each other the same number of times, the AFL, as a fair dinkum competition, cannot be taken seriously.

He (Mr Swann) said the honour and pride associated with the club's traditional navy blue jumper was priceless.

Hasn't been tweeted, but at that point in the game STK were up by about 10 points.

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"You are being watched. The government has a secret system. A machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it." - Finch

THUD!

@#$%&! shithouse. Just awful. Putrid performance tonight. Lost a lot of credits with that.

Ruined my weekend and my sons 18th party for tomorrow.

Can’t see myself going next week. Dish that up again and WCE will beat us.

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We are on our way back...

If we dont clearly win the stoppages and clearances we will always struggle.

The heat was on and unfortunately a few showed that they are only getting a game due to some of our injuries, the same players will also struggle should we make the finals.

Some of out turnovers deep in defence gave them at least 3 or 4 goals - still have a way to go, top teams dont cough up goals like that.

No doubt we have improved but tonight showed we still have a way to go to be a serious contender.

Also, I did expect Membrey to kick a bag, he loves playing against us.

Not like most of our shots were from 45m o the boundary either.

So many 20m - 30m directly in front.

So many chances

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i AM CARLTON

Win loss win loss win loss

Average team

Bad kicking is bad football

Two weeks running unable to start well

We are a long way from the level

Lots of development needed yet

Media talking us up as premiership threat are privately taking the piss I reckon

Oh and by the way too many players who shit themselves and panic under heat

Well at least Voss will learn about the list in these sorts of games

Extremely disappointed. Back to reality. The ridiculous pump up by the media during the week about us being able to win the flag, gets you sucked in, even though we know in our hearts we’re a way off yet.
Threw it away with atrocious set shot kicking and costly turnovers and lost momentum in the process.

Big time mood altering loss.

Motlop gave us a taste of what to expect in the future. Will be a gun

Backline were pretty good given circumstances. Saad deservedly getting kudos. Was a real force until the hurt was put on him

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Injuries taking their toll. Weitering plays we win. Plus good kicking for goal

And @#$%&! off stkilda. Can’t stand those cauliflower especially that absolute nuff nuff cauliflower Tim Membrey

Membrey loves playing against us.

I hate losing to these cauliflower so much.

I am filthy.

EVERY. @#$%&!. GAME.

Or don’t shit yourself and you win. No excuses, that was spineless

But we didn't.

Last round other results went our way, you can bet this week they won't.