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 Post subject: What is going on?
PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:14 pm 
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Bruce Comben
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Greetings Earthlings,

Not much been happening on Majerczak-Verbeek-5 lately, you know the same old stuff, conquer this conquer that, subjugate these subjugate them. Never a dull moment.

Anyhoo, last time I checked in was somewhere in early 2005 from memory, I might be wrong as there was a great purge of friends such as Senor Falso.

We had a good 2004 then the exciting news of Troy Longmuir and Callum Chambers to debut in 2005.

What has been happening since? I assume we have a couple more flags by now? Sagan coached them all? Let me know what happened.

Interstellar communication is difficult, I sent my membership application in a while ago but Ian Coutts has not replied yet.

Anyway send my regards to tommi and wolfister and let them know the stuff they asked about is in the mail.

cheers,

Obscuratron.

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 Post subject: Re: What is going on?
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Greetings.

It has gotten really hot here on Earth. Getting so bad Andrew Walker needed to wear a hat to training in summer to protect himself from the sun's harmful rays.

Also, there is a new franchise called the Sun's.

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 Post subject: Re: What is going on?
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Essendon* have been incredibly brave

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 Post subject: Re: What is going on?
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Obscuratron wrote:
Greetings Earthlings,

Not much been happening on Majerczak-Verbeek-5 lately, you know the same old stuff, conquer this conquer that, subjugate these subjugate them. Never a dull moment.

Anyhoo, last time I checked in was somewhere in early 2005 from memory, I might be wrong as there was a great purge of friends such as Senor Falso.

We had a good 2004 then the exciting news of Troy Longmuir and Callum Chambers to debut in 2005.

What has been happening since? I assume we have a couple more flags by now? Sagan coached them all? Let me know what happened.

Interstellar communication is difficult, I sent my membership application in a while ago but Ian Coutts has not replied yet.

Anyway send my regards to tommi and wolfister and let them know the stuff they asked about is in the mail.

cheers,

Obscuratron.

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Do we have interplanetary memberships? We should. Get on it Liddle.

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 Post subject: Re: What is going on?
PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:53 am 
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bluegirl72 wrote:
Obscuratron wrote:
Greetings Earthlings,

Not much been happening on Majerczak-Verbeek-5 lately, you know the same old stuff, conquer this conquer that, subjugate these subjugate them. Never a dull moment.

Anyhoo, last time I checked in was somewhere in early 2005 from memory, I might be wrong as there was a great purge of friends such as Senor Falso.

We had a good 2004 then the exciting news of Troy Longmuir and Callum Chambers to debut in 2005.

What has been happening since? I assume we have a couple more flags by now? Sagan coached them all? Let me know what happened.

Interstellar communication is difficult, I sent my membership application in a while ago but Ian Coutts has not replied yet.

Anyway send my regards to tommi and wolfister and let them know the stuff they asked about is in the mail.

cheers,

Obscuratron.

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Do we have interplanetary memberships? We should. Get on it Liddle.

Would that be a cut and paste job from Brendan Gale or an original idea?


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 Post subject: Re: What is going on?
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(Cough, awkward foot shuffling etc)

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 Post subject: Re: What is going on?
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Scotty12000 wrote:
Would that be a cut and paste job from Brendan Gale or an original idea?


So what are your thoughts on Cain Liddle then?

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 Post subject: Re: What is going on?
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bring back Senor Falso

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 Post subject: Re: What is going on?
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 Post subject: What is going on?
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Paganite03 is still waiting for the internet to get hooked up overseas

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 Post subject: Re: What is going on?
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Bombers still haven't won a final.

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 Post subject: Re: What is going on?
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Humpers wrote:
Bombers still haven't won a final.

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 Post subject: Re: What is going on?
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Humpers wrote:
Bombers still haven't won a final.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: What is going on?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:01 pm 
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Well let's see now..... just dusting off the old scrap book here.....

If you were excited by the recruitment of Longmuir (the other one) and Chambers just wait till I reel off this list of champions.....

...........

.......hmmmm....... There's nothing else in the scrap book but dust!

Nevermind. I remember everything as clear as day.

At one point we had 4 ruckmen on the list! 4! One was realllllllly tall! That's what happens when you have a cutting edge recruitment team. One of them was even better than Ricky Mott! No wonders we kept the same recruiters for 10 years (as I recall).

The flags just rolled on in. I got so sick of all the winning I stopped paying attention entirely! Simon Wiggins won so many brownlows he started throwing them into the crowd after every winning grand final! (All of them against Collingwood).

The competition became such a farce because of Carlton's unstoppable dominance that the commission wisely decided to disband Essendon******. (Whom had embarked on an ill-advised program of snorting horse tranquillisers both pre and post match).

And this place has remained a colosseum of virtuous discourse with the occasional dash of ribald innuendo.

That's about it really.

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 Post subject: Re: What is going on?
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 Post subject: Re: What is going on?
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Our wooden spoon cabinet has grown. Now I’m sure that would excite you....


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 Post subject: Re: What is going on?
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SurreyBlue wrote:
Our wooden spoon cabinet has grown. Now I’m sure that would excite you....


You can't cook without them... can you smell what the Blues are cooking?

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