The last time we beat these pricks was round 6 - 29th April 2005. A lot has happened in 12 1/2 years. So l thought it might be fun to see if we could come up with a list. So to kick it off

1. Smart phones. In 2005 there was no such thing. Imagine a world without smart phones. In this world Carlton beat Hawthorn.

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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Eleven of my 13 grandchildren have been born as well as 4 great grand kids. Hard to comprehend spending your whole life without seeing your grandfather drinking 15 Crownies to celebrate a Blues win over Hawks.

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“Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile a way and you have their shoes."

Barack Obama had been a senator for less than five months.

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“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus.”
Turkish Proverb

People still drink crownies?


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Things that have not happened since 2005: me drinking a crowny


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sober for 7 years

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Success is not built on success. It's built on failure, it's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe

Essendon* won a final.

Actually nope, they haven't.

5 Rising Star Nominations.

Cripps, another Rising Star nomination

On our list moving forward.

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Everyone looks good in Navy Blue

Carlton won 75% of all our wooden spoons.

So much like

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The only way for some people to understand is for them to be on the receiving end

Left wing moralists
In self serving denial
They shit me no end

RIP Charlie Kirk (was/were)

http://www.talkingcarlton.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20928

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THEY LIKE TO SEND UP!!!!!!!!

Until each team plays each other the same number of times, the AFL, as a fair dinkum competition, cannot be taken seriously.

He (Mr Swann) said the honour and pride associated with the club's traditional navy blue jumper was priceless.

Pluto was still a planet

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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Saddam Hussein was alive

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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

I went for a smoke at 1/4 time 1/2 time and 3/4 time

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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Hawthorn have beaten us many times.

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THEY LIKE TO SEND UP!!!!!!!!

Until each team plays each other the same number of times, the AFL, as a fair dinkum competition, cannot be taken seriously.

He (Mr Swann) said the honour and pride associated with the club's traditional navy blue jumper was priceless.

YouTube only had 13 videos uploaded

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The only way for some people to understand is for them to be on the receiving end

Left wing moralists
In self serving denial
They shit me no end

RIP Charlie Kirk (was/were)

half of the guys likely to run out on Saturday night now know how to tie their own shoelaces

& their mothers can now tweet about it or put a photo up on instagram

I feel like this thread has been done before.

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dane's trolling again

A meteorite landed off what is now the coast of Chicxulub in Mexico and caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.

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Let slip the Blues of war (with apologies to William Shakespeare) (and Sir Francis Bacon, just in case)