Andrew, I can call you Andrew I hope?
I just wanted to give you my heartfelt thanks,
Thanks for all you have done for the Carlton Football Club.
No, no, thanks Andrew, I know you're modest.
Thanks for that Salary cap fine of $1Million, thanks.
You might have thought it would throw us into financial oblivion,
But it hasn't.
It hasn't because you helped us focus on what we do best,
be accountable.
And thank you for those draft penalties Andrew.
We know it was an attempt to stop us from on-field success
To try and stop us from being competitive,
To try and stop us from drafting the kids,
To stop us from winning.
We are so thankful Andrew really.
For all your penalties, both on and off-field,
they have made us stronger.
And better and competitive
We thank-you for trying to remove our arrogance,
for now it is back - but even more arrogant than ever!!
We thankyou for providing us with the Telstra Dome,
so that we can fill it with our loyal supporters.
Thankyou in anticipation of next week,
We can't wait for that moment,
when through gritted teeth,
you present us with the Wizard Cup.
And the cheque, Andrew, the cheque for $220,000!!
Even with all this thanks,
we still don't trust you, so make it out to cash please!!!
And if you want to see how much we thank-you,
please look up next week,
when YOU present us with our Graille,
look to Aisle 12, Row G,I will be there.
Showing you my true appreciation.
Jeans down, bent over in the stooped position!!!!
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