We will be 0-5.
On all levels we are up against it
Confidence
Passion
Fitness
Skill levels
Injuries
LEADERSHIP

We dont have a hope.

So we head into round 6 against west coast and then the pies. I dont think we will win either of those, even if we get players back and start to regain our confidence. Its 0-7 for me. Then we play the Saints, who have always played well against us..

...Good Players...

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Just because I'm offended, doesn't mean I'm wrong.

Sad thing is, we'll @#$%&! up the no 1 pick!!!!

Again

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I see you watching me watching you.

Where are the tank threads?

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dane's trolling again

I'd be seriously terrified what our incompetent recruiters would do.
We here should decide who we draft lol

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Happy Days Are Here Again!!

Unless things change dramatically you are looking very hard at the fixture to see the next win or even competitive effort.

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Green Shooter

Injuries? Really?

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"I had to eat"

I can't see us winning next year.

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I hope Essendon* folds.

My son is four. I don't think he'll ever see Carlton win again.

Geriatric coach.

Judd

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“I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.” ― Richard Feynman

I can see us struggling not to embarrass ourselves in round 9.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

0-22 will do me thanks.

Cleanout's unavoidable at that point.

Win a few games late in the year and there'll be the usual crap about having turned the corner etc etc.

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“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus.”
Turkish Proverb

Kind of looking forward to which week the patronising greek bloke puts the keys in the ignition and starts driving the tank across every thread.

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The only way for some people to understand is for them to be on the receiving end

Left wing moralists
In self serving denial
They shit me no end

Can you see us winning any game? When do we play the lions?

He doesn't have to say anything now, the club is doing it for him.

If only we were good enough to tank

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Round 11, at the Gabba.

My 13 year old daughter yesterday asked if she could barrack for Geelong as we've always barracked for them in the finals over the past.......since she was born in 2000 really.

What the bloody hell can I say CFC?

My 15 year old daughter will come to the same conclusion but is a little more forgiving for now. When I told her that Melbourne were a sure thing to beat us she was so confident that Carlton could not lose that she said she would give me $200 if we lost...........of course I'm taking it!

Most Carlton supporters (like my daughter) are oblivious to the depth of shite we are under, and at so many levels.

We have become a perennial laughing stock and a joy to behold to so many opposition supporters.

I'm getting comunications from people I haven't spoken to for years so they can get into me.....I know we are shite I don't need to be reminded in every facet of my life, every flipping day.

To answer the question when are we going to win our next game?

I can't see us winning one..... the mast is broken, the rudder is lost, and the forecast is for force 10 gales.

My football club is a joke and I'm getting negative joy by any scale!

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"The Ox is Slow but the Earth is Patient" and don't forget it!

....the wooden spoon is on the cards.....