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Vice President, International Extreme Sarcasm Society (IESS)

Surely there cant be anyone in here.

We have a bye in a couple of weeks -
we can be competitive against Melbourne next week - notice I didn't say win
Its our 150 th celebration and we can wallow in past glories
I have something on the night we play Collingwood so cant go
Don't have to buy finals tickets

Be plenty of space at carlton games this year because our fans wont turn up after the performance last night

We can go into the recruitment thread already and think about who we get from other clubs and then in October/November don't get who we want because they don't want to play for a crap spiritless gutless team

1945 VFL season.

Carlton lose first 3 games, including a round 3 loss to Essendon* by 100 points.

Carlton win the flag.

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THEY LIKE TO SEND UP!!!!!!!!

Until each team plays each other the same number of times, the AFL, as a fair dinkum competition, cannot be taken seriously.

He (Mr Swann) said the honour and pride associated with the club's traditional navy blue jumper was priceless.

Anyone got any photos of kittens to post? They're nice!

Perhaps not........a hell of a lot of people hate cats.

Anyone got any photos of shiny things instead?

Ooooooooh shiny!

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"The Ox is Slow but the Earth is Patient" and don't forget it!

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I hope Essendon* folds.

I'll be out of the country when we play Collingwood.

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The problem with Socialism is, you eventually run out of other people's money.

I'm looking to relocate O/S for at least a few years, and I'm in absolutely no danger of being out of the country during a golden period.

We're so hopeless as a club from top to bottom, that I seriously don't care any more (this is good. No more pain)

On a related note, we are so poorly led as an organisation, there is zero room for false hope. It's a totally honest relationship between club and myself now.

The world is full of incredible things to do when you're not wasting time watching footy.

Most supporters of other clubs now realize we are like Melbourne, and are no longer a power, and aren't coming back anytime soon, so they've stopped giving shit after we put in an inept and spiritless performance. It's has been replaced with pity. But after a while of me genuinely not giving a shit, even the pity stops coming.

Overall, it's much better to be undeniably hopeless than it is to be permanently mediocre. At least this way, there can be no confusion.

Is there a world war on?

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Vice President, International Extreme Sarcasm Society (IESS)

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Vice President, International Extreme Sarcasm Society (IESS)

That's better.......what football team???

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"The Ox is Slow but the Earth is Patient" and don't forget it!

No, but will a war on peptides do?

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THEY LIKE TO SEND UP!!!!!!!!

Until each team plays each other the same number of times, the AFL, as a fair dinkum competition, cannot be taken seriously.

He (Mr Swann) said the honour and pride associated with the club's traditional navy blue jumper was priceless.

Liverpool are top still

Essendon* lost, that has to at least bring a smile to our faces.

Liverpool are still top

Russia v Ukraine
North Korea v Anyone

There's still hope...

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“I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.” ― Richard Feynman

Yippeeeeeeeeeeee........................