Daniher to kick the first two goals of the match, the commentators to gush over it well into the second half.

Carlton to kick 25% more behinds than goals.

Essendon*'s goal to behind ratio to be 4:1

Commentators to note how strong and fast several Essendon* players look without even a hint or irony.

Fletcher's incredible age to be mentioned at least thrice per quarter.

Davey to milk a double-free in front of goal.

Carlton to be reduced to a two man bench before 1/2 time.

Zero HTB decisions will be paid for the first 3 quarters.

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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." - Frank Zappa

Carlton has INJECTED some speed for tonights game with the inclusion of Judd, Bettts and Lucas.
Irony

The 3 number 1 picks will get a good work over.

James Hird will be lauded as the man to see the lab rats out of the mire that is peptides.

Jamo's will pop out in the first 5 mins and then pop back in again.

Jamo's what exactly?

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#DonTheStash

shoulder

The pre-match Hirdy love sandwich force fed to us by the commentators will induce, simultaneously, projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhoea amongst CFC fans.

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I hope Essendon* folds.

Mitch Robinson to blindly throw the ball on to the boot to rush it forwards

Kane Lucas will miss several tackles

Posters will spew & shit themselves in the match discussion thread in the first half, then we'll come back & win.

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#DonTheStash

I will get drunk.

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The only way for some people to understand is for them to be on the receiving end

Left wing moralists
In self serving denial
They shit me no end

I will not.

1st week of a 3 month campaign.

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I hope Essendon* folds.

That's ok, I'll have one for you.

Red time goals....likely from shit free kicks

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WADA medical director Dr Alan Vernec describes Essendon* FC drug case as biggest scandal in team sport the world of sport has seen. #WC2WB

#GUILTY

Just finished a 6 week one. It won't take long.

My hatred for this mob really disturbs me. Is this how the older generation feel about Collingwood and Richmond?

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The only way for some people to understand is for them to be on the receiving end

Left wing moralists
In self serving denial
They shit me no end

I was thinking the same on both points on the way home.

Predictions are fun: bombers will play with the benefits of performance enhancing drugs

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I hope Essendon* folds.

Close...

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Congratulations CK95

Bingo. cauliflower

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The only way for some people to understand is for them to be on the receiving end

Left wing moralists
In self serving denial
They shit me no end

I did a Carlton, bottle of red first half, 1 glass second