http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/n ... 2elmh.html

yeah cool, so i expect explosive revelations come wednesday about our systematic rorting and injections

on another note - warnock

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Yeah but whatabout your whataboutism.

I'm pretty sure we are fine.

Nah the Hun translator will say we were too busy tanking to worry about PEDs.

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An email doing the rounds...



Dear Carlton Football Club,

For the past 100 years we've had a rich history of salary cap breaching, rape hush money, underworld ties, tanking, poaching players, draft tampering, owning Arden Street, VISY, corporate corruption, & brown paper bags. We have the biggest trophy cabinet in the league and decades of constant success driven by a win-at-all-costs mentality while showing utter disregard for all AFL rules. As a passionate supporter I have fully embraced our culture and I am extremely proud of what it had allowed us achieve.

So when I heard about this systematic doping scandal I expected that as a powerhouse club we would be at the absolute forefront of this science. That we would have set up our own underground drug labs and the worlds best sport scientists concocting all sorts of performance enhancing recipes in-house that no-one had ever heard of - anabolic leg injections to make Armfield kick straight, peptide pills that would cure Aaron Joseph's utter shitness and some sort of animal DNA mutation therapy to remove McLean's turtle-like qualities. We'd probably even be conducting illegal human testing on Norf's second tier playing list as a part of our ownership of their club.

But no, we are in the middle of the biggest cheating scandal in AFL history and Carlton is not even one little bit involved. Not a single mention, not even a hint of a mention. In fact the only drugs administered at the Carlton Football Club over the past few years are botox injections by Bryce Gibbs' beautician.

There may be loser clubs like the saints & Bulldogs who would be happy to accept decades of mediocrity while playing within AFL rules - but not Carlton supporters. The fact that undetectable performance-enhancing drugs exists and we are not fully exploiting them to our advantage is an utter disgrace. It goes against the fabric and principles that this very club was built on.

You have changed Carlton. You have lost the very identity that made you a huge success and the envy of 15 other clubs. Get back to your roots, cheat your hearts out and start ordering a few more shelves for our club's trophy cabinet.

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Looking forward to seeing our potential realised.

I dreamt last night that Murphy was the ring leader for the bikies drug import business, Carrots and Gibbs were the sidekicks.

I had to do the cover up before the cops raided the house, the female investigator from the movie flight found the needles, one of which had stabbed me whilst moving the box. Anyway whilst she was testing the sample, some random came along and smashed all her equipment. Poor Caro Wilson turned up and had no story.

The End