The "Don't Touch Cloke with a Barge-pole" Thread

GodisNavyBlue · **Posted:** Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:54 pm

Having watched how our forward line operates with Tex, Levi and SoV and knowing there is Mitchell & Rowe and even Hammer in the wings has convinced me totally that it would be absolute madness to tie up a substantial portion of our salary cap for 5 years by bringing in Cloke and his associated family baggage.

Discuss.

buzzaaaah · **Joined:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:31 am **Posts:** 17892

Tend to agree. Great player on his day but mentally he is butter at the moment.

woof · **Joined:** Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:51 am **Posts:** 4919

I agree as well. Cloke mentally is like butter and that group of Carlton players physically are like butter.
They miss more games than they play.

Heavs · **Posted:** Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:22 pm

+ eleventy billion

Pafloyul · **Joined:** Sun Jun 26, 2005 8:15 pm **Posts:** 4842

...and he's got a low forehead.

Stamos · **Joined:** Mon May 31, 2010 10:07 pm **Posts:** 1984

I approve of this thread

Big Kahuna Boot · **Posted:** Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:50 pm

..what if the barge-pole had a very pointy end..?..

Braithy · **Joined:** Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:42 pm **Posts:** 6975

I'd hate to have to see his dad at our games.

I'd have to go home and wash immediately ...

camel · **Posted:** Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:11 pm

SAY NO TO CLOKE!

chubbyruss · **Joined:** Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:59 am **Posts:** 8629

Say no to Damir & Julie Cloke

Hammertime22 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:29 am **Posts:** 915

Agree.
Levi has had a.better month Haha

buzzaaaah · **Joined:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:31 am **Posts:** 17892

My word over the weekend is that Trav was on the recieving end of a very pointed blast by Heath Shaw about his "loyalty".

chubbyruss · **Joined:** Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:59 am **Posts:** 8629

buzzaaaah wrote:

My word over the weekend is that Trav was on the recieving end of a very pointed blast by Heath Shaw about his "loyalty".

And that comes from Heath, a fine upstanding gent with a short memory of his stuff ups :lol:

aerodyte · **Joined:** Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:52 pm **Posts:** 194

We'd take him for the right price!
What, say, 300K/year for 2 years given how well he's playing this year?

ThePsychologist · **Joined:** Sun May 03, 2009 9:52 am **Posts:** 7893

aerodyte wrote:

We'd take him for the right price!
What, say, 300K/year for 2 years given how well he's playing this year?

I'd pay Collingwood $300k to keep him. I do not want anyone like him at the club. Surely we learnt from having his brother? :banghead:

out of harmes' way · **Joined:** Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:10 am **Posts:** 103

Cloke seen exiting a meeting with Greg Swan at 101 Collins street today.

The Rhino · **Joined:** Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:20 pm **Posts:** 6923

Pafloyul wrote:

...and he's got a low forehead.

He's got fetal alcohol syndrome?

camel · **Posted:** Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:41 pm

out of harmes' way wrote:

Cloke seen exiting a meeting with Greg Swan at 101 Collins street today.

I heard that too. Apparently Levi Casboult was seen in one of the windows above pissing himself laughing.

buzzaaaah · **Joined:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:31 am **Posts:** 17892

We are renting office space in Collins St now?
Swann doesn't like Parkville?

Gee some rumours are ridiculous

The Rhino · **Joined:** Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:20 pm **Posts:** 6923

Nah, he's going for a job at Goldmann Sachs..

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