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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:23 am 
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http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/c ... 6214623162

Another Walkley Award winning piece of journalism. Jesus wept.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:05 am 
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Sounds like a cover up to me! Judd, a bed and a resultin injury sounds more like Bec's doing than a missing doona


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:53 am 
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"Confidential reporters"

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:05 am 
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Retail giant Myer and the Carlton Football Club could be headed to court after it has been revealed its Captain and star player Chris Judd damaged his shoulder while reaching for a doona which had slipped off during the night. In a further blow to the Judd's, the doona in question is believed to have been given to Rebecca Judd as part of a gift package for her role as Spring Racing Ambassador for Myer.

The Blues are scathing after comments from Collingwood President Eddie McGuire further escalated tensions between the two clubs.

"We've been trying to blanket Judd for years to no avail. The use of a doona by Myer is pure genius!"

However it mightn't be all bad news for the Blues. "We'll try and get some mileage out of what is an unfortunate incident. We're currently in discussions with David Jones to be our official Bed Linen sponsors", club CEO Greg Swann stated.

In the meantime, Collingwood were also set to make a sponsorship announcement on the back of the Judd injury, however were not forthcoming as to the company nor length of the deal, other than to say it was with a Dutch Oven manufacturer.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:42 am 
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WHAT ABOUT THE HAT?????? FOR THE LOVE OF ZEUS WAS HE WEARING A HAT?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:55 am 
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Heavs wrote:
WHAT ABOUT THE HAT?????? FOR THE LOVE OF ZEUS WAS HE WEARING A HAT?


Seuss?? :lol:

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That’s not a political statement — it’s a harsh reality, and we must act,” she said. “He is a clear and present danger to the things that keep us strong and free. I support impeachment.”


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:59 am 
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..apparently it's a common problem in the judd household, it's exceedingly hard to get the doona to not slip off durin g the night due to the mattresses being unbalanced, what with all the millions stuffed under it..

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:03 am 
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The good Doctor...........!


kindest regards tommi











i remember doing my rotator cuff one night...........reaching
for the salt at the table........!


true story............TRUE STORY.........!

my arm just fell on the table...........like a reeled in
flathead thrown to the boat deck.........!

%$#@ it hurt...........!

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:04 am 
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tommi wrote:
The good Doctor...........!


kindest regards tommi













i remember doing my rotator cuff one night...........reaching
for the salt at the table........!


true story............TRUE STORY.........!

my arm just fell on the table...........like a reeled in
flathead thrown to the boat deck.........!

%$#@ it hurt...........!


ouch!!!!!

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That’s not a political statement — it’s a harsh reality, and we must act,” she said. “He is a clear and present danger to the things that keep us strong and free. I support impeachment.”


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:07 am 
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Ouch in-DEED...........

and i NEED that arm Seventy Two girl...........!

i'm not in a Def Leppard tribute show...........!


kindest regards tommi

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:12 am 
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tommi wrote:
Ouch in-DEED...........

and i NEED that arm Seventy Two girl...........!

i'm not in a Def Leppard tribute show...........!


kindest regards tommi


:lol:
indeed!! or Jack Nicholas!

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:14 am 
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I think the question that really needs to be asked is why the heck is Juddy having to pick the doona up in the first place, surely that is Bec's job?

Go Blues!

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:14 am 
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Mind you.......

the drummer from Rubber Soul's only got one eye.........!


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:22 am 
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tommi wrote:
Mind you.......

the drummer from Rubber Soul's only got one eye.........!


kindest regards tommi



it's all in the quality of the seeing me hearty!
quality, not quantity! :thumbsup:

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:35 am 
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tommi wrote:
the drummer from Rubber Soul's only got one eye.........!


ahh the ol' one eye trouser snake joke......

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:05 am 
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What a rubbish newspaper the HUN is.

I hope it suffers the same fate as News of the World.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:18 am 
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Does Juddy's injury go on the Carlton injury list or the Manchester injury list?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:36 am 
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this comedy show is killing me.... :thanks: :razz: :grin: :grin:


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:02 pm 
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bluegirl72 wrote:
tommi wrote:
Ouch in-DEED...........

and i NEED that arm Seventy Two girl...........!

i'm not in a Def Leppard tribute show...........!


kindest regards tommi


:lol:
indeed!! or Jack Nicholas!

Jack Newton

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:03 pm 
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It will get blanket coverage in the media.

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