Juddism - A new and emerging religion built around the iconic Captain of an Australia Football League team Carlton.
Juddness - Greatness personified

What's our chances of getting them added?

I'm half serious

Juddibility = uber credibility

Oh and

Better than "Juddmas"

"sexting" - admitted in today!

Only available in Western Australian edition:

Juddas - noun - A term used to describe one's character. A person who makes a uniformly denounced decision to return to their state of birth and/or to continue in their chosen profession (eg. football). A person tainted as Juddas is recognized by being booed whenever they return to the state which they had left, even by members of a football team that the person never played for or had any involvement with.

Deano Supremo complained the other day that his Mrs wouldn't let him put JUDDAISM as his religion. Works better as a word than Juddism for me.

Anyway...

JUDDISH: Adjective describing the state of being serene and controlled at all times, despite the physical and verbal torment of those around you. "Wow, that player is really copping it today, isn't he? They just don't let up on him" "Yeah, but he's looking pretty Juddish today on the field"

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Does anyone else find this level of hero worship a bit cringy or is it just me?

I probably should have reference Deano as the inspiration for that word

I spelt it wrong also

Robbocidal - to approach a situation with reckless abandon and no fear of physical consequence.


"You going to tell Chuck Norris he is weak. What are you, Robbocidal or something?"

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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Ronald Reagan

Yarranising - jogging casually while everyone behind you is sprinting their guts out and still can't make up any distance.

Gartlett (noun). See Garlett.

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No and its you now get Juddified*

* To be inducted into Juddism.

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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty" -Winston Churchill

L.M 35-06

Lighten up Kev. Just a wee bit of fun to be had

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Was it Tim Lane who once wrote that the unit of measure for football consistency was known as the Doull?

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Ecclesiastes 1:4, "One generation passes away, and another generation comes: but The Blues abide forever."

It was sublime. He ran down the field Yarranizing, leaving opposition in his wake. Unfortunately, at the last minute, he Carazzonated it, and that was the end of our Hirdish fightback.

Luckily for him, at the next selection meeting, he was still Russellated and gets to fight another day.

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Thread. Over.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Monfriact. (verb). To stage or act excessively for the purposes of personal gain. Extreme deceit. Usually manifested by throwing oneself forward with arms outstretched and mouth agape while complaining about some alleged wrongdoing. Often mistaken for bravery.

Primavozzo. (noun). A person who has an abnormal need for being the centre of attention. Often seen in those with narcissistic personality disorder and low self esteem. Will deflect attention from others onto oneself at critical moments as a mechanism for gaining control.

Buddyarc. (noun). Mathematical term used to describe a variation of the parabolic curve. Previously thought to be a natural phenomenon which excused breaking rules, but now proven to be no such thing and complete bullshit.