Which is awesome. Now I have something I can wield, and cut up in anger at Sticks, Ratts, Swann and anyone else I want to vent at.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Did Santa deliver it in his sakc?

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THEY LIKE TO SEND UP!!!!!!!!

Until each team plays each other the same number of times, the AFL, as a fair dinkum competition, cannot be taken seriously.

He (Mr Swann) said the honour and pride associated with the club's traditional navy blue jumper was priceless.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Is Sheedy or Folau pictured on it?

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Between our dreams and actions lies this world

Haven't signed up for them. Yet.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Soft. I burnt mine already!

I was going to, but was worried that it would just turn into a shrinkie.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

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Looking forward to seeing our potential realised.

Otherwise known as a Dal Santo.

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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." - Frank Zappa

I was listening to SEN this morning on the way to work (yeah, I know I know) and they were talking about memberships, what people get and why people get them (entry to games, love of the club, bonuses etc).

Let's just say that our comms department didn't fare too well with the callers

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WADA medical director Dr Alan Vernec describes Essendon* FC drug case as biggest scandal in team sport the world of sport has seen. #WC2WB

#GUILTY

Are they made of plastic again this year?
Or can you rip them up and throw them out your car window like Richmond supporters always threaten to do?

;-D

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

I'm surprised some of the clubs like Richmond among others don't include a few paper membership cards for members to theatrically tear up in disgust. I realise it's not the most positive message to send to members, but would be a good pisstake at themselves and their supporters, IMO.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Then maybe an option of membership confetti for a surcharge? For the arthritis sufferers and melodramatic people who lack the enthusiasm and/or strength to shred paper with their bare hands, but don't want to miss out on the mass hysteria.

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29 different attributes,
And only 7 that you like;
20 ways to see the world,
Or 20 ways to start a fight.

That's the kind of visionary think we need!

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

i want to go to princes park tomorrow to renew my membership, does anyone know if it will be open or would it be closed in a long weekend style thing?

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Ring 9387 1400.

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No ones listening till you make a mistake.

CFC website says the offices are closed until Jan 4, which also includes the shop.

Get them all into your kitchen, microwave it, eat it, throw it up, mould it into a figurine of Kouta, swallow it, defecate it and then smear it on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope and hand it to Sticks.

That will show them.

Otherwise jam it up your ----

Without doubt, your best post ever.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.