I'd commit suicide.
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| Author: | muzza [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
I would have won the office footy tipping competition. It is a bitter pill to swallow. I tragically only ever tip the blues to win even in the face of adversity. |
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| Author: | marciblue [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
.... I would be on the dole and without a tube of toothpaste in my public housing residence? |
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| Author: | dannyboy [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
I'd marry a Carlton supporter and begin the tough evolutionary climb up the ladder or marry an Essendon* supporter and end up following Richmond |
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| Author: | timetodeliver2004 [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
muzza wrote: I would have won the office footy tipping competition. It is a bitter pill to swallow. I tragically only ever tip the blues to win even in the face of adversity. If you barracked for Collingwood, you wouldn't be working in an office and so therefore the point is moot. |
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| Author: | muzza [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
timetodeliver2004 wrote: muzza wrote: I would have won the office footy tipping competition. It is a bitter pill to swallow. I tragically only ever tip the blues to win even in the face of adversity. If you barracked for Collingwood, you wouldn't be working in an office and so therefore the point is moot. touché |
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| Author: | Megaman [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
muzza wrote: timetodeliver2004 wrote: muzza wrote: I would have won the office footy tipping competition. It is a bitter pill to swallow. I tragically only ever tip the blues to win even in the face of adversity. If you barracked for Collingwood, you wouldn't be working in an office and so therefore the point is moot. touché Well, you could be the office cleaner.. |
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| Author: | Blue Blood Believer [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
........ 3 quarters of my family would be happy with me!! |
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| Author: | Donstuie [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
I'd shoot myself. Seriously, no joke. |
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| Author: | bluegirl72 [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
I'd think Mick Malthouse was a top bloke. |
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| Author: | Dominator_7 [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:35 pm ] |
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I'd be remanded in custody... |
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| Author: | Curtley Ambrose [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
My user name would probably be Craig McDermott... |
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| Author: | missnaut [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
I'd be blacklisted by my entire family. |
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| Author: | Captain Dan [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
I'd know what to expect every September |
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| Author: | bluedog [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
...and Collingwood were playing North Melbourne yesterday, I may very well have hoped that the players just sat on the ground and let North win by 500, thus seeing them jump ahead of Carlton and into the finals. |
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| Author: | Mark J [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
You'd be a moron |
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| Author: | Megaman [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
You'd probably also be married to your sister.. |
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| Author: | RickJ [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
Jack Daniels would make my list of most admired people I'd wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean Someone in my family would have once died right after saying "hey watch this" I'd think Dom Perignon was a Mafia leader I'd be unable to get married to my sweetheart because there'd be a law against it. I'd let my 14 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table right next to her kids My bride would wear a white tracksuit to our wedding I'd start fights with complete strangers I'd assume "loaded dishwasher" means my wife is drunk More than five dogs would be killed when my front verandah collapses (again) My 30 year old sister would be called "Granny" My friends would call me a liar if I told them I had a job If I was driving and saw a fellow Collingwood supporter on a bike I'd try not to hit him because it might be my bike ETC ETC, TOO EASY |
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| Author: | Crusader [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
... i'd be concerned about the "teams that lose in round 22" statistic. oh... wait a minute... |
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| Author: | Marissa [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
I'd need to knock out a tooth or 2... I'd know why I'm single, but yet knocked up simply from walking down an ally way. |
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| Author: | SurreyBlue [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If I barracked for Collingwood......... |
I'd commit suicide.
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