St Kilda’s Weeping Song (apologies to Nick Cave)

Go Bluebaggers, go down to Ethiad
And see ugly women weeping there
Then go across to the MCG
The fat men, they are weeping too

Father, why are all their supporters weeping?
They are weeping for their players
Then why are all the players there weeping?
They are weeping back at them

This is St Kilda’s weeping song
A song in which they weep
While all the Bluebaggers celebrate
This is a weeping song
And they’ll be weeping long

Father, why are all their children weeping?
O, they are merely crying son
O, are they merely crying, father?
Yes, St Kilda’s weeping is yet to come

This is St Kilda’s weeping song
A song in which to weep
While all the Bluebaggers sleep
This is a weeping song
And they’ll be weeping long.

O father tell me, are you laughing?
Your face seems wet to touch
O then I'm so happy, father
This must hurt St Kilda so much

This is St Kilda’s weeping song
A song in which they weep
While we laugh ourselves to sleep
This is their weeping song
And they will be weeping long
And they will be weeping long
And they will be weeping long
And they will be weeping long

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

ain"t it the truth. (nice barritone too.)

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That’s not a political statement — it’s a harsh reality, and we must act,” she said. “He is a clear and present danger to the things that keep us strong and free. I support impeachment.”