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bluehammer wrote:

Well it's great to see that the good folk at the age would never stoop as low as the HUN Neanderthals...

Couple that with the JC shot and I think we have the makings of a homicidal maniac playing AFL.

Why won't anyone think of the children?

Judd wouldn't steal a car but he'd download one if he could!

COLLINGWOOD recruiting genius Derek Hine plundered the VFL in today's rookie draft, snaring three exciting mature-age prospect

SACK THE RECRUITING TEAM

According to the Hun....

Quote:

COLLINGWOOD recruiting genius Derek Hine plundered the VFL in today's rookie draft, snaring three exciting mature-age prospect

and all Carlton did was re-rookie a couple of no-names

:roll:

GodisNavyBlue wrote:

SACK THE RECRUITING TEAM

According to the Hun....

Quote:

COLLINGWOOD recruiting genius Derek Hine plundered the VFL in today's rookie draft, snaring three exciting mature-age prospect

and all Carlton did was re-rookie a couple of no-names

:roll:

They plundered it with those guys cos 17 other teams didnt want them in the crap shoot.

Maybe the quotes are correct. Maybe McKay actually did say 'on board now now' & 'second time over under Mick Malthouse'. McKay is to blame surely..

Author:	cimm1979 [ Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:52 pm ]
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Juanita Jones wrote: bluehammer wrote: Well it's great to see that the good folk at the age would never stoop as low as the HUN Neanderthals... Couple that with the JC shot and I think we have the makings of a homicidal maniac playing AFL. Why won't anyone think of the children? Juddy eat's children!!

Author:	The Rhino [ Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:12 pm ]
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and downloads MP3s illegally!

Author:	missnaut [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:21 am ]
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Judd wouldn't steal a car but he'd download one if he could!

Author:	GodisNavyBlue [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:35 pm ]
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missnaut wrote: Judd wouldn't steal a car but he'd download one if he could! only if its a hybrid

Author:	Donstuie [ Thu Nov 01, 2012 11:54 am ]
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Given the media's fascination and obsession with dragging us down into the shit with the Dees, I think this thread deserves to be resurrected.

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Author:	Eddie [ Thu Nov 01, 2012 4:33 pm ]
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Eddie Maguire's article in today's HUN makes my blood boil. He is the biggest hyprocrite.

Author:	The Normal One [ Sat Nov 03, 2012 10:02 am ]
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Speaking of Juddy, I'm surprised the HS never picked up this story and ran it through the translator http://www.starnewsgroup.com.au/star/we ... 55450.html “He was crying because obviously he was in pain. His little arm looked like it was going to snap off like a chicken wing.”

Author:	GodisNavyBlue [ Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:18 am ]
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SACK THE RECRUITING TEAM According to the Hun.... Quote: COLLINGWOOD recruiting genius Derek Hine plundered the VFL in today's rookie draft, snaring three exciting mature-age prospect and all Carlton did was re-rookie a couple of no-names

Author:	Synbad [ Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:22 am ]
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GodisNavyBlue wrote: SACK THE RECRUITING TEAM According to the Hun.... Quote: COLLINGWOOD recruiting genius Derek Hine plundered the VFL in today's rookie draft, snaring three exciting mature-age prospect and all Carlton did was re-rookie a couple of no-names They plundered it with those guys cos 17 other teams didnt want them in the crap shoot.

Author:	MarkNo3 [ Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:53 pm ]
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Synbad wrote: GodisNavyBlue wrote: SACK THE RECRUITING TEAM According to the Hun.... Quote: COLLINGWOOD recruiting genius Derek Hine plundered the VFL in today's rookie draft, snaring three exciting mature-age prospect and all Carlton did was re-rookie a couple of no-names They plundered it with those guys cos 17 other teams didnt want them in the crap shoot. Collingwood have a good list and recruited for their needs. Regardless of whether the rookies make their main list they will ensure those ahead of them work hard. Sam Dwyer is an expectional footballer at vfl level and given how long it's taken him to get a chance hell do everything he can to earn a game. Basically that will keep those ahead of him on their toes. Not saying hine is a genius but they been smart

Author:	Bluey44 [ Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:13 am ]
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Great article in the HUN today. ...might need to be translated into English. http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/carlton-will-expose-its-players-to-a-gruelling-preseason-camp-in-arizona/story-fni5f22o-1226757609269 Carlton will expose its players to a gruelling pre-season camp in Arizona Sam Edmund Herald Sun November 11, 2013 6:36PM CARLTON will expose its players to a gruelling pre-season camp in Arizona, where it expects the bitter cold freezing weather to take its toll. The Blues won't arrive in Flagstaff until December 3 - a month later than last year - for a testing two-week stay in snowy conditions and with temperatures close to zero. The travelling party will has plans to retreat nearly 50km south to the picturesque town ofSedona if the weather turns really particularly nasty. But the colder conditions aren't the only changes. Carlton's travelling party will endure a more challenging fitness program after a lot of last year's maiden trip was spent indoors coming to grip with Mick Malthouse's philosophies. New fitness boss David Buttifant will take charge of a smaller squad of 33 to 34 players, with the club's older and injured rehabilitating players, including Veteran Chris Judd, Andrew Walker, Andrew Carrazzo and Heath Scotland, spared the tripwill be among those to stay behind. Last year every player attended, with only Eddie Betts leaving early for family reasons. Football manager Andrew McKay said the group would be strongly challenged. "David Buttifant is on board now now and it's the second time over under (coach) Mick Malthouse, which means there will be a bit more physicality involved," McKay said yesterday. "It's a chance to keep improving the game plan and the structures and build on what we started in 2013. There will be a bit of time in the classroom, so to speak, but certainly a lot more physical activity, which will be quite testing for the boys." "It will be colder and they'll be more snow around so it will be even more testing than previously." The Blues will make a longer and more arduous ascent of Humphreys Peak, while a trek into the Grand Canyon will also be made more challenging. The club has tentative arrangements to use Northern Arizona University's Skydome for running sessions, but the availability of the facility is dependent on the fate of the local football team, the Lumberjacks.

Author:	kezza [ Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:51 am ]
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Dreadful grammar.

Author:	bluebo baggers [ Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:53 am ]
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What do you expect - it's written by people who only just passed yr 8 English. Disgraceful.

Author:	The Rhino [ Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:00 am ]
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Sam Edmund's a good Carlton man and usually pretty good with his stories. Prepared to give him a pass.

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Author:	cortez [ Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:43 pm ]
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I've got a low opinion of the Hun, but that's terrible even by their standards. Obviously proof readers are a thing of the past.

Author:	cecil89 [ Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:07 pm ]
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Maybe the quotes are correct. Maybe McKay actually did say 'on board now now' & 'second time over under Mick Malthouse'. McKay is to blame surely..

Author:	Teddy Hopkins [ Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:00 pm ]
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cecil89 wrote: Maybe the quotes are correct. Maybe McKay actually did say 'on board now now' & 'second time over under Mick Malthouse'. McKay is to blame surely.. Doc McKay is a University of Melbourne graduate. Even beats Hirdy (Monash). Surely not?

Author:	choo [ Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:05 pm ]
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Not sure why everyone knocks the Herald Sun. Today's banner headlines.

Author:	moshe25 [ Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:00 am ]
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I like the Spooneristic banner.

Author:	thehalford [ Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:17 am ]
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cecil89 wrote: Maybe the quotes are correct. Maybe McKay actually did say 'on board now now' & 'second time over under Mick Malthouse'. McKay is to blame surely.. Pretty sure "second time over under Mick Malthouse" is perfectly reasonable to say - second time flying over to AZ under Mick's coaching.