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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:58 am 
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Love it! I laughed out loud reading this. I was getting pretty down reading all this crap about our boys.

I can't bring myself to watch all our great 2009 wins which I planned to do over the summer break as most of them involved Fevola so thanks for bringing a smile to my dial!


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:33 am 
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Is there some way we can actually submit a formal complaint about the Herald Sun? An ombudsman, or another form of independent oversight that can give them a solid head kicking for excessively biased coverage?

I wouldn't be in a hurry about lodging a complain to the Herald Sun...*snip*

I think I know what you may have been trying to refer to, but I'd rather not complain to them directly. Would get absolutely nowhere.

The whole department needs to be taken down a peg. The other papers will look and learn.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:34 am 
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We only made page 3 today.
Story about the players end of season trip to Vegas and about them re-enacting scenes from the movie "The Hangover". The best actor award went to Shaun Grigg who was set up and got married and the best supporting actor was Chris Judd who had the get the marriage annulled.

I thought the sneaky leakers at the club dissappeared?


Finally the Herald Sun writes a feel good article about Carlton. Very funny story !


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:57 am 
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Todays headline "HAITI EARTHQUAKE CAUSED BY NEW CONSTRUCTION AT PRINCES PARK"

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:20 am 
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Brilliant work hammer. Sums it up perfectly.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:27 am 
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the Herald Sun ..... my papier de caca of choice :thumbsup:

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:39 am 
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GodisNavyBlue wrote:
Todays headline "HAITI EARTHQUAKE CAUSED BY NEW CONSTRUCTION AT PRINCES PARK"

They wouldn't be allowed to go that far. "Unconfirmed reports" that they're related, on the other hand...

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:41 am 
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Donstuie wrote:
GodisNavyBlue wrote:
Todays headline "HAITI EARTHQUAKE CAUSED BY NEW CONSTRUCTION AT PRINCES PARK"

They wouldn't be allowed to go that far. "Unconfirmed reports" that they're related, on the other hand...

Or, "sources said" they believed that they were related.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:29 pm 
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I suppose it would be followed up by....

"AFL unhappy they weren't kept up-to-date"

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:37 pm 
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Could of been worse, they could of been re-enacting scenes from knocked up!!!


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:59 am 
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Mark Dunn of the HUN, do your sums.
Today's front page article on Richard Pratts daughter being left money in his will says she is his 11 year old daughter. Later it mentions she was born in 1997, let me see its now 2010 and assuming she hasnt had a birthday yet she has to 12 turning 13 this year.
Get your facts right.
Cant believe the "booze cruise" wasnt somehow slipped into the story.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:06 pm 
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Alright folks, here we go again.

This time it's from that goliath of football journalism David Hastie. Yes, "who?" I hear you ask....

More like David EVANS

Henry Slattery Happy to lead Way

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ASK Essendon*'s Henry Slattery what 2010 has in store for him, and he'll tell you it's going to be a "massive" year.

On and off the field it promises to be the biggest year of his life.


Ask Carlton's Henry Slattery what 2010 has in store for him, and he'll likely tell you that after clinging on to his place on the list by a fingernail last season, this year would need to be a Brownlow winning one for him to survive at AFL level.

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With the departure of several senior players last year, the courageous defender acknowledges he has to help fill the leadership void.


With the departure of senior players Nick Stevens and Brendan Fevola, who battled lack of fitness and a string of alcohol related off-field incidents respectively, the struggling back pocket fringe player acknowledges that leadership is sorely lacking at Carlton, and he will need to step up.

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Slattery, who turns 24 next week, will marry Sophie Weckert in South Australia's Clare Valley in October.


Carlton coach Brett Ratten is believed to be concerned that Slattery, who at 24 is at the crossroads of his AFL career, will likely face heavy distractions throughout the Home and Away season as a result of his upcoming marriage in October.

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While a post-season hip operation grounded him last October, he is now back to full fitness.

Along with teammate David Hille, Slattery will tackle the gruelling 1.2km Portsea Swim Classic today.


Ratten is also said to be concerned that members of his list are putting themselves at risk but competing in social sporting pursuits, and fears that - like Geelong's Brad Ottens' water-skiing accident - his players are selfishly not giving themselves the best chances to succeed.

Adding to this concern is the traditional post-Portsea Swim Classic celebration, held at the Portsea Hotel. With a recent string of off field alcohol-related incidents, Ratten and the Carlton board are worried that a repeat of the trouble that landed Andrew Walker, Eddie Betts, Mitch Robinson and Ryan Houlihan in hot water could be just around the corner.

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"I'd say this is one of the most important years for me," Slattery said. "You want to improve every year, and we've got such a young list and I'm one of the senior players now.

"When you have older blokes like Scotty Lucas, Lloydy (Matthew Lloyd) and Adam McPhee go, it's another reason for you to step up.


Slattery, who now finds himself one of the senior players on a debilitated Carlton list hit by suspension and alcohol related sanctions said that this is the most important year for him.

"We've had experienced guys like Fev (Brendan Fevola) and Stevo (Nick Stevens) finish with the club for whatever reason, and the rest of us have to step up" said Slattery, in what was clearly a swipe at the recruiting staffs inability to fill the holes left by the two champions.

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"Fitness isn't too bad at the moment and the hip is going well.

"I might be young in age, but I feel pretty mature in what I've learned, and what you know and what's expected of you. AFL footy doesn't know how old you are."


Slattery, whose fitness due to a hip injury is still in question, speaks like a man who knows his AFL career is hinging on the next 12 months. With these latest developments, Ratten must decide whether the defender is worth the risk.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:30 pm 
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That was so good I read it three times :wink:

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:53 pm 
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kezza wrote:
Donstuie wrote:
GodisNavyBlue wrote:
Todays headline "HAITI EARTHQUAKE CAUSED BY NEW CONSTRUCTION AT PRINCES PARK"

They wouldn't be allowed to go that far. "Unconfirmed reports" that they're related, on the other hand...

Or, "sources said" they believed that they were related.


Or.... "Libba BELIEVED that they were related. 'There was a - you know - certain vibe about it' he was quoted as saying...."

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:44 am 
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I predict this thread to be the mainstay of 2010 :thumbsup:

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:55 am 
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Donstuie wrote:
I predict this thread to be the mainstay of 2010 :thumbsup:


:?

Why give them the satisfaction?

Stick with your own theories and don't be drawn into the cycle of spin & propaganda. :thumbsup:

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:04 am 
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Great work Bluehammer. Keep 'em coming :thumbsup:

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:48 am 
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Very very funny. OK I'll join in too.

"Along with Carlton teammate David Hille, Slattery wil tackle the gruelling 1.2km Portsea swim classic today, remarkably, at the same beach at which Slattery's father was linked to the mysterious disappearance of Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt in 1967".


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:06 pm 
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Setanta for Pres wrote:
Could of been worse, they could of been re-enacting scenes from knocked up!!!

OR "Zach and Miri make a porno"!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:31 pm 
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:lol:


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