So, what's happened??

buzzaaaah · **Joined:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:31 am **Posts:** 17893

Hi everyone. Back from a fantastic 3 week holiday to the US. Obviously a lot of shit has gone down since I left.
What I need is a 3 minute read summarising all that happened at Carlton FC and Talking Carlton website since Judd got suspended for 3 weeks which is when I left.
I'd appreciate it to be succinct, accurate, well written and witty.

Graeme · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:51 pm

buzzaaaah wrote:

succinct, accurate, well written and witty.

Sorry, that leaves me out then... :oops:

murraycray · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:58 pm

Storm leading 10 to none.

Megaman · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:11 pm

I'll just forward the magical PM

DIAMOTISM · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:17 pm

Ratts still can't coach
Sticks still can't be president as he is mates with everyone
Fev called a few club officials names and gave some home truths and they cried and couldn't hack it
Fev got drunk and made an ass of himself at the brownlow
Gibbs maybe traded to Adelaide
Fev maybe traded too.....well no-one says they want him though, but we might get a 2nd rounder form him
Stevens is negotiating a retirement package
Majority of fans want to keep Fev because they have not been told what the officials cried about and couldn't handle
Trade week starts tomorrow
Swan signed for two years
Friday will be massive

Go storm!!!

Donstuie · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:14 pm

It's been pretty dead actually

blue4 · **Joined:** Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:04 pm **Posts:** 976

Thats about it in a nutshell - they will all kiss and make up.

Adam Chatfield · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:26 pm

Big protest today over the club threatening to trade Fish.

camel · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:28 pm

Carrots still hasn't been awarded an NRS nomination. :sad:

timetodeliver2004 · **Joined:** Wed May 03, 2006 8:22 pm **Posts:** 816

Was revealed that Garlett is actually Buddy Franklin's cousin!

NTBlue · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:56 pm

There was no Brownlow Award night this year. What I thought I saw was just a very, very bad nightmare. The trouble is that it keeps on recurring and other TCers seem to be sharing the hallucination..... it's like the 70's all over again.

Koro · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:25 am

camelboy wrote:

Carrots still hasn't been awarded an NRS nomination. :sad:

What!! How did I not hear about this. That's the problem with these big scandals. The real issues like this get missed. :razz:

jake_h03 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:27 am

After much confusion, speculation, and finger pointing over the Fevola incident which occured on Brownlow night, recent investigations have discovered that it was in fact Jordan Russell's fault, and the natural order of the universe has been restored.

jake_h03 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:30 am

Off season fitness testing and medicals have revealed that Warnock is only 205cm tall, and as a result will be delisted

ryan2000 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:28 am

ahhhh, you haven't missed much.

Business as usual at the CFC.

verbs · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:32 am

You missed a pretty big story from the sounds of things.

Josh Gibson was told he was not welcome at North's B&F last week! :eek:

Lace Out · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:12 pm

Fevola is blaming his surrogate this time....

thehalford · **Joined:** Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:52 am **Posts:** 12808

Judd was B&F.
St Kilda failed.

Other than that, not much.

chubbyruss · **Joined:** Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:59 am **Posts:** 8631

Filth didn't win the flag :clap:

bender · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:06 pm

jake_h03 wrote:

After much confusion, speculation, and finger pointing over the Fevola incident which occured on Brownlow night, recent investigations have discovered that it was in fact Jordan Russell's fault, and the natural order of the universe has been restored.

that is gold!!!!!!!!

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