So its that time of year again - Mad Monday.

Apparently, Cloke, Garlett and Betts slept in and missed the start....

Anyone seen the boys?

I'd actually hope that they put Mad Monday on hold until the Bullants are done and dusted with their finals campaign. Who know they could be celebrating a VFL premiership if they play their cards right.

Dunno why they need to act like 17 year olds on schoolies week myself.

Sure if you win the flag, have a weeklong celebration. But otherwise...?

(I'm obviously just getting old)

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Jen saw Fev and Judd at Savers Sydney Road getting their 'costumes'

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

Fev will be on the front page of the Herald Sun tomorrow no doubt.

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"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." - Frank Zappa

Fev ordered a drink and didn't shake the barman's hand ... hang him now!

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In WADA we trust

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There's so much I could say...

I hope they can be left alone to enjoy themselves without being subjected to "school-girl like finger pointing" in the media.

So what if Fev dresses like a woman or carries around a "marital aid". It's all harmless fun until someone from the PTA says the obligatory "what about the children?"

It's as if we've all become pseudo psychologists concerned about the children's corneas being burned or their psyche being damaged if they happen to see Fev in drag.

They've earned it so let them enjoy!

After Saturday night, that's debatable.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

I s'pose Ratts had better cancel their break then...

Make em do sprints all summer long because they weren't able to win on Saturday???

Savers sells dildos now?

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"I had to eat"

I didn't say they weren't entitled to a break, I'm saying that a free-for-all bender is really something that should be earned.

This year, we have reports of players getting on the piss interstate before and after the matches, which we lost. I don't think some players deserved to be let off the leash, especially after 2 losses to teams we should have buried.

So the players go through the motions in the last, drop an ELIMINATION FINAL, and get rewarded for it? F^&*g crazy. They should have to wait to be allowed into the off-season break. Earn it.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

I just saw Judd down at AMF bowling alley

New defence against eye gouging charge? I can see it now...

QC Simon Wilson, defending the Carlton captain explained to the tribunal that Judd had received a knock to the head during the 2nd quarter resulting in a mild, but serious form of concussion whereby Judd was disorientated and actually thought he was 10 pin bowling on Mad Monday - an activity planned weeks in advance by the clubs leadership group.

'I was convinced Rischatelli's head was the bowling ball. I was just fumbling around for the 3 holes I guess' - said an apologetic Judd.

By your reasoning KK, all team apart from the eventual Premiers should be denied a piss up?

Get real!

I know we're all hurting right now but denying the players their right to let off some steam after all their hard work since preseason in NOVEBMER 2008 is just silly.

They've earned it alright!

You know?

Thats how thats how the lady boys start of before they move to the big lights of Bangkok........

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"WE play footy we have to get plastered and act like dicks..!!!....."

.. whats with that???????

The world has moved on.......

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I suppose a group session at the movies watching some chick flick is the way to go

Some people really need to chill out

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"I will rejoice in their anguish, delight in their failure and revel in our success"

We are Carlton, @#$%&! the rest !!!!!!

Some people's 'worlds' are about as exciting as a stamp collection and tepid glass of water.

Hope the boys are getting well [REDACTED] up.

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