You'd really hate to see our list at a urinal..

You'd seriously hate to see this team line up at a urinal at the moment.

Barney would give the smaller blokes first use of the urinals, before they cough it up to bigger blokes willing to break thru the line.

Whitnall couldn't make it to the urinal without getting out of breath.

Chambers would fumble with his zipper for about 10 minutes before pissing over the brick wall.

Stevens would break out of the line, straight towards the urinal, before pissing on Campo's foot and leave it to someone else to clean up.

Campo would complain to the bathroom attendant for 20 minutes about someone pissing on his foot.

Fev would wait forever and a day for an opening to present itself at the urinal that will never come.

Houlihan would think about lining up at the urinal, but would realise he might make physical contact with another bloke and thinks twice about it.

Scotland would make a break for the toilets themselves, before realising the 5 blokes behind him have gotten to the urinal anyway

Bannister would hold up the line for 20 minutes wondering what the urinals are like at Collingwood

DeLuca will spend the most time in line for the urinals out of anyone and do the least work out of anyone.

Karl will be off using the toilets at the Spy Lounge instead.

Wiggo will go in hard for the urinal, before hitting his head on the hand dryer and knocking himself out.

Walker will follow someone else to the urinal, before realising they've already used it and are heading elsewhere, and then finally getting there and getting rid of it too early.

Kade, Davo and Bentick weren't big enough to muscle their way into the urinal line.

Carrotts, Prenda and Clarke spent their time at the urinal completely missing the target and spraying on each other.

Bear tried to go to the urinal, but Denis wouldn't let him.

Teaguey attempted to go to the urinal, but simply wasn't big enough or quick enough.

T-Lo went to the urinal but Denis told him not to piss down his back and tell him it was raining. Denis then broke it down mono-syllabically, and then related it to a story involving 3 little pigs for T-Lo's benefit.

Whilst Laurie, who got kicked out the urinal 6 months earlier for pissing in the sink, reckons that when he pissed in the sink, he did it with 6 other senior players anyway.

Campo would complain to the bathroom attendant for 20 minutes about someone pissing on his foot.

Stevens would break out of the line, straight towards the urinal, before pissing on Campo's foot and leave it to someone else to clean up.

Campo would complain to the bathroom attendant for 20 minutes about someone pissing on his foot.

Houlihan would think about lining up at the urinal, but would realise he might make physical contact with another bloke and thinks twice about it.

Wiggo will go in hard for the urinal, before hitting his head on the hand dryer and knocking himself out.

Good to see he is going for the trifecta at least.

Yes I read that Tyrants. It was in a monthly magazine called 'Sublime Urine', a fetish magazine that I accidentally picked up whilst at a friends place. Question is, what were you doing reading it?

It was in a monthly magazine called 'Sublime Urine', a fetish magazine that I accidentally picked up whilst at a friends place.

Campo pisses downhill.....

Ashley Giles, England finger spinner, soaks his spinning fingers in urine, I heard, to keep them supple.... has anyone else heard this?

Campo pisses downhill.....