If you mean JR Tolkien then I'll agree with you,because Frodo would have more chance than your pick.

for 8.
Didn't little Teddy Hopkins do something similar in a certain GF?
Was he no.7? That would be Bentick now..right?..well why not!!
More likely though,as the game has changed so much....it would take a few.
If I had to pick a likely suspect though...and if you mean they had to be someone you'd never expect it from,then...I would have to pick The Chief as no.1 candidate.
Otherwise,if its just someone we already know can kick,but wouldn't expect that many from,then,I would have to go for no.8..the Kreuzer.
Also will nominate Hoops and Simmo as definitely being capable.
Good fun topic..thanks.