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Author:  Kouta [ Wed May 18, 2005 11:49 am ]
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This photo was in Geoff Mclure excellent column (he's a blues fan!) and the paragraph below had the quote from Mick "soon to be sacked" Malthouse.http://www.theage.com.au/news/Geoff-McClure/Sporting-Life/2005/05/17/1116095960257.html
Quote:
"Every time I try to say the word (Carlton), the word loser comes out"

So all TC users please respond considering the Pies are the ones destined for the wooden spoon!(fingers crossed).
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"Who do we have here?, the offspring of Dustin Fletcher and James Hird!"
Author:  Electric Blue [ Wed May 18, 2005 12:03 pm ]
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And now presenting the joint winners of the 2005 wooden spoon...Collingwood and Essendon*!!!!!!!!!!
Author:  bosman [ Wed May 18, 2005 12:18 pm ]
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Little boy "Mick, lets have a dress rehearsal of what Eddie will do if you coach Collingwood to last position and win the wooden spoon this year"

Mick "Yes, and what would that be"

Little boy "Bend over and drop your daks, by the way, spoon end goes in first"

Mick "while you are there can you find Buckley's watch" :shock:
Author:  Waite for me [ Wed May 18, 2005 12:38 pm ]
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Mr Malthouse.......... if I hit you in the NUTS with this spoon, Will you and Eddie stop trying to poach players from other clubs??
Author:  jimmae [ Wed May 18, 2005 1:03 pm ]
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"Mr Malthouse, I present you with this spoon, which my Grandmother uses to make her pasta sauce with. I thought Collingwood might need something with a hint of talent."
Author:  tommi [ Wed May 18, 2005 1:05 pm ]
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Muuuummyyyy..........

it's the man from the parrrk........it's
happening agaaaain...........!


kindest regards tommi
Author:  Heavs [ Wed May 18, 2005 1:14 pm ]
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"We may get the spoon kid, but you're still a filthy ginger with Gilly ears. And you support Essendon*"
Author:  Sumo [ Wed May 18, 2005 1:19 pm ]
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This spoons for stirring
And thats what I'm doing
With every loss, Eddie keeps spewing
He backs you in public & says you're the coach
But secretly he thinks you're a dope

This spoon is a tool to spur you to great heights
I'm now starting to think about Christie as a dyke

Off the topic my mind is now wandering

Oh, I've forgotton my rhyme

Here's the spoon Mick
Stick it up your arse
Author:  tommi [ Wed May 18, 2005 1:28 pm ]
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Hey Heava...........

harsh............but fair mate...........!


kindest regards tommi
Author:  Kaptain Kouta [ Wed May 18, 2005 2:27 pm ]
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Mick: Jeezus, you look like Darren Bewick but uglier, and that's a bit of an achievment....
Author:  thehalford [ Wed May 18, 2005 2:34 pm ]
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Kid: I was going to give this wooden spoon to you, but after watching us play...
Author:  George Harris [ Wed May 18, 2005 2:56 pm ]
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Malthouse: "You're dealing with the wrong 'Michael' if you're looking to be abused with that wooden spoon, kid. (And get a footy jumper that's not 10 years out of date.)"
Author:  darknavy [ Wed May 18, 2005 3:54 pm ]
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Hey kiddo - where are you going with my priority pick?
Author:  The Duke [ Wed May 18, 2005 4:39 pm ]
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"Ummmm....Mr Malthouse.....ummm...is it true that nearly every coach that's umm, got the wooden spoon over the last ummmm 10 years has been un-employed the year after?? Is that true?...."
Author:  Barone [ Wed May 18, 2005 5:06 pm ]
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!!!News Flash!!!
Essendons new Recruit 'Harry Potter' has been approached by Collingwood, just like every other player.
Author:  Knackers [ Wed May 18, 2005 9:58 pm ]
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Sorry kid, it doesn't matter that you were fathered by Shane Kerrison and the guy from Mad magazine.... we only draft Clokes and Shaws!
Author:  jimmae [ Thu May 19, 2005 6:55 pm ]
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Knackers wrote:
Sorry kid, it doesn't matter that you were fathered by Shane Kerrison and the guy from Mad magazine.... we only draft Clokes and Shaws!


But what if he was a Shaw/Cloke hybrid? My God...

*Jimmae's phone starts ringing*

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