One of my teamates concealed a small pair of scissors in the U17's and used them......
I did play for Springvale districts
Funny enough he was the only Asian in our team......
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| Author: | foolosophy [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:15 am ] |
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All Carlton players must resort to violence and dirty play in 2008. I refer to the tactics used in world championship wrestling and foot and fist boxing. 3 selected players must also conceal weapons in their shorts - cables, bricks, lead pipe, broken bottles (jarred waite) and liquid poisons and pornographical distractions. I think we are a good chance of making the 8 next year. *edited by mods to remove shouting* |
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| Author: | Big Kahuna Boot [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:30 am ] |
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..oh, you mean cheating..?.. ..and here i thought you meant that they shouldn't shower before a game.. |
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| Author: | Deano Supremo [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:44 am ] |
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I've been known to conceal the odd cable or brick in my shorts. |
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| Author: | Lace Out [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:19 am ] |
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One of my teamates concealed a small pair of scissors in the U17's and used them...... I did play for Springvale districts
Funny enough he was the only Asian in our team...... |
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| Author: | tommi [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:33 am ] |
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Ease up Fevs.................. some of the best dress makers in the world are Asian............! kindest regards tommi |
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| Author: | Car17on [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:42 am ] |
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Sheeds? Kevin Sheedy? Is that you?! |
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| Author: | bluehammer [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:03 am ] |
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tommi wrote: Ease up Fevs..................
some of the best dress makers in the world are Asian............! kindest regards tommi And chinese food... how good is THAT stuff? |
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| Author: | tommi [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:12 am ] |
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Racist..........! kindest regards tommi |
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| Author: | Car17on [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:19 am ] |
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bluehammer wrote: And chinese food...
how good is THAT stuff? Can't Get Enough |
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| Author: | Lace Out [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:05 pm ] |
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It's Official, This thread has been Tommified.........
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| Author: | Car17on [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:06 pm ] |
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tommific! |
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| Author: | chubbyruss [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:25 pm ] |
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We could do with a Vasil Varlamos, a Jim Buckley or a David Rhyss-Jones 
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| Author: | foolosophy [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:41 am ] |
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Well,we should have at least 5 players on our list that will only play one game for carlton and then be banned for life by the AFL. These Sheedy-type hit men, will have specific tasks during the year - especially when Carlton make the 2008 grand final. Their primary role is to protect players like Gibbs, Murphy, Judd, Fev etc., Their secondary role is take out opposition match winners. There is no send off rule in place in the AFL so a lot of damage can be done during the match. I have some candidates for these 5 roles - all are prison inmates at the moment but some will be released on parole before the start of the season. |
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| Author: | CK95 [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:50 am ] |
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I nominate Bubba then. |
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| Author: | Lace Out [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:32 am ] |
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Maybe we can convince Chopper to play for us, i can see it now.... "Sorry mate, you alright?" "Geez mate it's only a broken neck, don't be like that" |
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| Author: | Virgin Blue [ Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:14 pm ] |
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Rabbit punches are th way to go. We need our very own Crackers Keenan. Sadly Fev needs to watch how he throws his weight around, cause we'd struggle to kick a score without him (this is not to diss Fisher btw). |
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| Author: | Car17on [ Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:58 pm ] |
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I nominate Ackland We won't miss him when he's banned |
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