All Carlton players must resort to violence and dirty play in 2008. I refer to the tactics used in world championship wrestling and foot and fist boxing.

3 selected players must also conceal weapons in their shorts - cables, bricks, lead pipe, broken bottles (jarred waite) and liquid poisons and pornographical distractions.


I think we are a good chance of making the 8 next year.


*edited by mods to remove shouting*

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The Wisdom of a Fool is Profound

..oh, you mean cheating..?.. ..and here i thought you meant that they shouldn't shower before a game..

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..if you can't be good, be good at it..

I've been known to conceal the odd cable or brick in my shorts.

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Richard Pratt - A Carlton legend.

One of my teamates concealed a small pair of scissors in the U17's and used them......

I did play for Springvale districts

Funny enough he was the only Asian in our team......

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Circumstance has no value. It is how one relates to a situation that has value. All true meaning resides in the personal relationship to a phenomenon, what it means to you.

Ease up Fevs..................

some of the best dress makers in the world are Asian............!


kindest regards tommi

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that'siti'mnotchangingthistagain......!

Sheeds? Kevin Sheedy? Is that you?!

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[Sam Jacobs] looks like a 7' Lance Whitnall, and [Mitch Robinson] looks like a 4' Lance Whitnall
(The SEN team during the Carlton v Cats 2009 pre-season match)

And chinese food...

how good is THAT stuff?

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Congratulations CK95

Racist..........!


kindest regards tommi

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that'siti'mnotchangingthistagain......!

Can't


Get


Enough

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[Sam Jacobs] looks like a 7' Lance Whitnall, and [Mitch Robinson] looks like a 4' Lance Whitnall
(The SEN team during the Carlton v Cats 2009 pre-season match)

It's Official,

This thread has been Tommified.........

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Circumstance has no value. It is how one relates to a situation that has value. All true meaning resides in the personal relationship to a phenomenon, what it means to you.

tommific!

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[Sam Jacobs] looks like a 7' Lance Whitnall, and [Mitch Robinson] looks like a 4' Lance Whitnall
(The SEN team during the Carlton v Cats 2009 pre-season match)

We could do with a Vasil Varlamos, a Jim Buckley or a David Rhyss-Jones

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Cheats never prosper (except in the AFL)

Well,we should have at least 5 players on our list that will only play one game for carlton and then be banned for life by the AFL.

These Sheedy-type hit men, will have specific tasks during the year - especially when Carlton make the 2008 grand final.

Their primary role is to protect players like Gibbs, Murphy, Judd, Fev etc.,

Their secondary role is take out opposition match winners.

There is no send off rule in place in the AFL so a lot of damage can be done during the match.

I have some candidates for these 5 roles - all are prison inmates at the moment but some will be released on parole before the start of the season.

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The Wisdom of a Fool is Profound

I nominate Bubba then.

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#DonTheStash

Maybe we can convince Chopper to play for us, i can see it now....

"Sorry mate, you alright?"

"Geez mate it's only a broken neck, don't be like that"

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Circumstance has no value. It is how one relates to a situation that has value. All true meaning resides in the personal relationship to a phenomenon, what it means to you.

Rabbit punches are th way to go. We need our very own Crackers Keenan.

Sadly Fev needs to watch how he throws his weight around, cause we'd struggle to kick a score without him (this is not to diss Fisher btw).

I nominate Ackland

We won't miss him when he's banned

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[Sam Jacobs] looks like a 7' Lance Whitnall, and [Mitch Robinson] looks like a 4' Lance Whitnall
(The SEN team during the Carlton v Cats 2009 pre-season match)