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 Post subject: Ode to Lance.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:36 pm 
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Whitnall, was driving past Hungry Jacks, McDonalds and Red Rooster but he resisted.

Ratten said, "I am sick of you and your lack of respect for the jumper big Red. Your career is over! Your finished! Your delisted!"

Lance, said "I have worked so hard, little Bretty" Back to Camp Eden I will go, I will work as hard as ever, work my finger to the bone.

Lance was so repentant, Ratts thought he may be serious.

But then he thought long and hard about the big fella, Swanny piped in and said, "Ratt's your delirious"!

"Ratts, the fanta pants eats to much crap and don't start me about the Jim Beam and Coca Cola".

"The only finger to the bone he will be working will be attached to a Motorola!"

We are moving in another direction they told Lance, and you are not a in it.

Why don't you play down in the burbs at Lalor and try to get yourself fit.

Lance remonstrated "I have lived for this club, like my father before".

"I can come back again Ratts", "like never before".

There is another option Lance, one that may be the killer.

Let me make a quick call, to a bloke I know, Greg Miller.

But Ratts, I dont want to drive to Punt Rd. the traffics such a farce.

And with Richo in the goal square, it would be filled full of big ass.

Coach Ratts then sighed, and said well lifes a mere test.

We loved you for a while, but now your past your best.

As a wise man ones said to me Lance to be fit you have to work through pain.

Or just give a quick quote to the media. Go Tigers, said your brother Shane!
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