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Julius Ceasar was a navy blue man !
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Author:  Rocco Iguana [ Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Julius Ceasar was a navy blue man !
I have it on good authority that amongst a recent find of ancient roman manuscripts a remarkable discovery has been made, which confirms Juilius Ceasar was a navy blue man !

This remarkable find, indentifies Julius Ceasar as the head of a tribe known as the Carltonii and they distinguished themselves from their troublesome neighbours the Collingii and the Essendinii by wearing the colour navicum celesti ( similar to navy blue).

the Carltonii tribe had its origins in the 'mens sana' and 'corpore sano', two small but noble clans.

In about 44 BC Julius Ceasar crossed the rubicon river to fight the king of the Aflingus, the much despised andreus the diminuitive (a name given to him by his enemies as a reference to his portly proportions)

In that year Julius Ceasar vanquished the evil king of the Aflingus on his way to eatblishing his global empire.

and as they say...... the rest is our history 8)
Author:  Kaptain Kouta [ Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Julius Ceasar was a navy blue man !
Rocco Iguana wrote:
the much despised andreus the diminuitive (a name given to him by his enemies as a reference to his portly proportions)


I have read a slightly different history, which has "Andrius the diminutive" as a reference to the hated tyrant's much mocked shrivelled genitals, and sexual pecadillos.
Author:  The Tyrant [ Sun Oct 14, 2007 6:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Julius Ceasar was a navy blue man !
Kaptain Kouta wrote:
the hated tyrant's much mocked shrivelled genitals, and sexual pecadillos.


what have you heard??
Author:  Blue Arcadia [ Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Julius Ceasar was a navy blue man !
Kaptain Kouta wrote:
Rocco Iguana wrote:
the much despised andreus the diminuitive (a name given to him by his enemies as a reference to his portly proportions)


I have read a slightly different history, which has "Andrius the diminutive" as a reference to the hated tyrant's much mocked shrivelled genitals, and sexual pecadillos.


The history books commonly mispell his name and confuse the actual events.
The correct spelling is Andreus.

His empire emanated from the region of Vladimir.
And the word on the street was that to make up for his ....um how you say......physical inadequacies, he compensated by hunting the Carltonii to boost his ego and his reputation.
But this was to his great demise.
For it was the Carltonii that ended the tyranical rein of Vladimir Andreus and they went on to create an ever lasting empire of their own.
Author:  kkk [ Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:21 pm ]
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I think you mean Julius Caesar, not Ceasar.
Author:  Rocco Iguana [ Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:30 pm ]
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kkk wrote:
I think you mean Julius Caesar, not Ceasar.


I came, I saw, I corrected :shock:
Author:  Car17on [ Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:19 pm ]
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Rocco Iguana wrote:
kkk wrote:
I think you mean Julius Caesar, not Ceasar.


I came, I saw, I corrected :shock:
A great read Rocco! I don't recall reading about this during the short coverage of Roman Wars earlier this semester but I must admit to not doing too much of anything that week.

Rocco Iguana wrote:
I came, I saw, I corrected
Veni Vidi Emendi
Author:  Kaptain Kouta [ Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Julius Ceasar was a navy blue man !
The Tyrant wrote:
Kaptain Kouta wrote:
the hated tyrant's much mocked shrivelled genitals, and sexual pecadillos.


what have you heard??


Button mushroom resting in a garnish of parsley.
Author:  AGRO [ Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:53 pm ]
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Rocco Iguana wrote:
kkk wrote:
I think you mean Julius Caesar, not Ceasar.


I came, I saw, I corrected :shock:



Et tu, Rocco.


:P
Author:  Rocco Iguana [ Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:17 pm ]
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p(12)terg wrote:
Rocco Iguana wrote:
kkk wrote:
I think you mean Julius Caesar, not Ceasar.


I came, I saw, I corrected :shock:
A great read Rocco! I don't recall reading about this during the short coverage of Roman Wars earlier this semester but I must admit to not doing too much of anything that week.

Rocco Iguana wrote:
I came, I saw, I corrected
Veni Vidi Emendi

:wink:
Author:  Rocco Iguana [ Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Julius Ceasar was a navy blue man !
Kaptain Kouta wrote:
The Tyrant wrote:
Kaptain Kouta wrote:
the hated tyrant's much mocked shrivelled genitals, and sexual pecadillos.


what have you heard??


Button mushroom resting in a garnish of parsley.


I'll never look at a button mushroom in the same way again :shock:
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