OK, I may be in Sydney and not know what the hell's going on, but I'll start....

1st Qtr just started....

Carlton first goal....

Nice start.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

So where the hell is everyone?!?!?!?!

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Goal to Williams.

williams just kicked one (carazzo is on him)

1:1 a piece

Sounded like once again we let them take the ball from half back to Williams with no problems at all.

This costs us in every match!

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Great, McClown is umpiring......

Sounds from the "Dave and Pete" show on ABC that we're manning up, which is positive.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Two quick goals to Hawthorn....Williams and Barker

Hawks 3.1
Blues 1.1

Williams 2 already... again we will get killed by the smaller forward player..


Carlton have not had a touch for 7 minutes, mmm is saying.. Thought I haven't heard the midfield touch the ball.....

'Walker beatiful kick' MMM

Oh dear....wasting shots on goal already.....

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Another goal to Hawthorn.

Unless Carlton pull there finger out this is going to be a long long long night.......

Sounds like they're approaching this like a damn training drill....what the @#$%&! are they doing?

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Do we have the ability to outlast them endurance and fitness-wise?

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Looks like Barker has doen his quad..

by the time qrt time comes around and pagan blasts the crap out of them the game could be all over......

How many clangers can we make in one quarter, let alone one match!?!?!?!?!?!

2 kicks smothered.......

Costing us!

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Sounds like some shit kicking is causing turnovers....

14 effective kicks so far for the qrt says it all.....

sounds like a really shit game.....

25 minutes in, and Campo gets his first kick...

Well, at least he hasn't been reported yet.....

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Seems Carlton are being dragged into playing pissy chipping like the Hawks do.

Dixon misses.

Who's on Crawford?

How many has he had so far?

If this keeps going we're back in 2002.

Once again, 4 quick goals in 10 minutes has taken the match away from us. Lucky it's only the first qtr.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.