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DownUnderChick
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:52 am 
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After reading the snippet about what Dick promised the players if they made the Finals in 2008, I was wondering what trip would be incentive enough for the players to play above themselves in 2008?

The type of trip that you come up with, must not include an over abundance of females being made available or any other sexist crap.

To kick it off, I will start with the players are outfitted in Giorgio Aramani tuxedo's [nicer than the Rabbitoh's green Aramani suits], then flown in Dick's private jets [he has hired a couple to transport the players/coaches and partners] to the Monte Carlo, where a number of limousines are waiting to spirit them off to the Hermitage.

On arrival to their rooms, each player and partner will find $20,000 Euro in spending money to be used for their 1 week stay in Monte Carlo.

They will be wined and dined at all that Monte Carlo has to offer including the famed casino.

Partners will be looked after at the famous salons and will be treated to facials and pampering and whatever their hearts desire.

The players will 'Bond' over games of Baccarat where the players cannot lose!

That's all for me, please free to add your version of what would get the players to play above themselves and to realise Dick's end of season trip to be the envy of all other AFL clubs.

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Would a trip to the Playboy mansion be sexist? :P

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Jarusa wrote:
Would a trip to the Playboy mansion be sexist? :P


Unless the bunnies are on holidays from the mansion, then yes, it would be sexist. :-D

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DUC is your avatr pic sexist? Just asking... :lol:
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a trip to the daily planet brothel....living there for a week, all expense on dick.....

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hey sniff.

dick knows being rich is hard. just like the world knows tara reids titties are scarred.

I'm thinking a holiday to Vegas sounds good. As the stories should stay there.

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Buzza4 wrote:
DUC is your avatr pic sexist? Just asking... :lol:


What avatar? It's Martin Sheen.

I don't know what you are talking about Buzza :-D

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Take 'em to Bonnydoon!

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camelboy wrote:
Take 'em to Bonnydoon!

:lol: the serenity

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I know we're just pissing around here - but wouldn't any trip funded by Dick need to be counted under the salary cap?

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That depends what is put in the player's lunch bags I suppose.

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That's easy. Just turn it into a 'learning and training experience' like collingwood's annual player trips to the U.S, and you're laughing.

High-altitude training at St Tropez, anyone?
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The casino at Monte Carlo is overrated IMVHO.
The carpark is impressive, though.

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Jarusa wrote:
Would a trip to the Playboy mansion be sexist? :P

By sending 500 joins to any of Hugh's playboy sites in 07 anyone can get a trip on his cruise ship with hoes on board.......

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Well, i just got back from New Orleans and i personally give the french quater 2 thumbs up....................The place rocks!

Other than that.............just head straight for Vegas. You can't go wrong there! Hell i didn't even gamble and i had the time of my life.

oh-oh-oh............Amsterdamn! That's another goodie! :-D

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If we make the finals we will have the quickest exit in finals history!

Who would want to wait another week to find out the big suprise.. :lol:

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There going to the Greek island of IOS.

To brawl with hot Swedish chicks.
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how about a week at Dicks house. Raheen would be swanky enough for me

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